philly: i'm on your roof

danhowell: fuck you seriously climbed up there?

philly: i told you i'd do that for you

danhowell: dude just so u know

danhowell: ur flirting is on point but i'm straight

philly: i'm not flirting with you

danhowell: why am i even meeting you on a fucking roof

philly: bc u want answers??

danhowell: u could push me down the roof

philly: i would rather push you down on something else

danhowell: stay in ur lane boy

danhowell: i'm coming up there in a sex

danhowell: sec* dammit

philly: having sex on the roof isn't that safe

danhowell: excuse me?? i am not having sex with you thanks

philly: will you just come up here it's really weird sitting on your roof alone at 2am

danhowell: fine