12:34 PM

Okay. Fuck. I'm sorry.

I feel like an idiot.

1:00 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA good, because you were one. you seriously suck at drinking, damn

so. you miss me, huh? ;)

Shut. Up. Princess. I feel stupid enough already.

then you shouldn't have texted me :P

oh fuck you aren't denying it OMG

Shove it. I do not miss you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

liar liar shower boy's pants are on fire

And I definitely did not miss this. :P

shove it up your ass, you definitely miss me.

So how have you been, princess? Other than feeling empty because I'm so far away from you :)

i am choosing to ignore that blatant wrongness. and i've been great, the parties back here just get wilder and wilder

Exactly how wild is wild for you?

well you would know... ;)

Stop that.

stop what?

That.

you know if you miss me that much, just cut your ski trip short and come back :---)

I DO NOT MISS YOU

oh btw i know you were drunk but last night you asked me "why i did that"

at least not with the right spelling haha but what did you mean?

I did? I don't remember. I have no idea. So what are your plans for Christmas?

idk, go to a bar with your sister like every other night. maybe put a santa hat on so kai won't nag on me for not being festive enough.

Just a santa hat? ;)

wouldn't you like to know? ;)

MotherFUCK princess STOP IT

I am literally out in the snow and in need of a cold shower right now.

But send me a picture of that.

Hey, we're going skiing in a while. Talk to you later?

sure, hope you don't fall off a cliff to your death and get eaten by birds

Have I mentioned that you're the sweetest person I've ever met? Bye. :P

Read at 1:36 PM

10:34 PM

Hey princess. What are you doing?

well i'm not at a bar today, if that's what you're asking. i'm sick.

of you.

Read at 10:45 PM

OMG I WAS KIDDING

I know. You could never be sick of me. You like me too much.

And what's wrong?

well my pillow's at the wrong angle and I'm too lazy to fix it, plus i wanna wear socks but they're on the other side of the room and I'm too lazy to get those too. :---(

I meant actual problems but sure okay :P

i think i might be dying

i can see the light

oh nvm kai just switched her reading light on

Drama queen. Let's play a game, so you won't be bored while you're sick in bed :)

mygod did you seriously just text kai to give me my socks??

Maybe. :P

that explains why she threw them at my head then. :P dork.

You secretly love it, I can tell. So that game. We guess something about the other person and the other person has to say if it's right or wrong. :)

is it that boring at that ski lodge?

Shut up, do you wanna play or not?

i'd add a drinking game factor to it but seeing as SOMEONE'S a lightweight... :---) i'm game, you start

Fuck off. Okay. Your favorite color is black.

wrong, it's gold. not a good start, shower boy :-)

Too bad, it would've matched your heart and soul :)

you know it ;) you've never had a girlfriend before.

I feel like you're insulting me but I can't tell wtf. Point for you, princess. You're an only child.

point for you. :-) you have a good relationship with your sister.

Point. You hate rom-coms.

omg who the fuck hates rom-coms???

You don't? I thought you were against all things sappy since you're like idk satan's mistress

okay fine i don't like having sappy conversations. but i like watching rom-coms :---) you like your popcorn with cheese.

I hate cheese popcorn :( Wrong. I like it with barbeque powder. You miss me.

wrong. :P you're having fun at ashemark.

Not as much fun as I have with you ;)

You like me.

sometimes :---)

YOU like ME.

You bet I do, princess. ;)

How are you feeling?

not so great. fuck. i CANNOT be sick on christmas :---(

Aw that's cute, you still look forward to Christmas

oh i meant because no one's gonna wanna buy drinks for me on the 24th if I look dead

Should have known better than to think there was anything innocent about you :P

innocent is just a nice word for naive, which is a nice word for stupid, so :---)

Go out with me again.

wat

Go out with me again when I get back from this trip on January 2. Just the two of us.

nah.

Seriously, woman? Why not?

because i don't date :---)

Not even when I eventually charm the panties off you and you beg me to go on a date with you? ;)

this language you're speaking, it sounds an awful lot like bullshit

Is that a challenge?

only if you turn it into one, male :---)

If I can make you like me before new year's eve, then you have to go out with me when I get back. :)

and if you don't?

Then I'll back off. Or not. Anything you want, princess :)

if you lose, you'll do ANYTHING i want? :---)

Yup.

you're THAT confident that you can make me like you in 9 days? while you're all the way in ashemark?

Yup. :)

you're on, shower boy.

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this gif at the side is perfect because that is DEFINITELY what caden looks like throughout this whole conversation hahaha <3