So sorry for not updating, I'm just writing to many stories atm and not very fast. Here's something quick for you all :DDD also, this isn't necessarily Solangelo 

Will: So now that we're boyfriends, do I get to give you a pet name?

Nico: We're not technically boyfriends. You only kissed me

Will: Hunny bunny?

Nico: No

Will: Sweetie pie?

Nico: No

Will: You will never be satisfied

Nico: Yes

Percy: So, how's your boyyyyyyyfriendddddd????????

Jason: Details little Neeks

Nico: We're not boyfriends. We only kissed

Jason: 'only kissed' don't go telling Will that

Nico: ...

Percy: Are you kidding me

Nico: I never said it didn't mean anything! 

Nico: He just never properly asked me to be his boyfriend

Jason: Has he called you his boyfriend

Nico: Yes

Percy: Then he's your boyfriend

Nico: HE DIDN'T PROPERLY ASK, THOUGH.

Jason: You are now one day closer to eating a plate of nachos

Percy: This... is the most hopeful thing I've ever read

Piper: What if I die tomorrow

Leo: Then it's NACHO lucky day

Jason: I'm gonna hit you 

Leo: Did you hear about the Italian restaurant owner who died?

Nico: Oh no! What happened?

Leo: Well, you see...

Leo: They PASTA way

Nico: I'm gonna hurt you

Leo: He just ran out of thyme

Nico: Stop

Leo: Here today, gone tomato

Nico: Stop this right now

Leo: His wife is still upset. 

Leo: Cheese still not over it

Nico: I'm going to kill you

Leo: We never sausage a tragedy coming

Nico: I SWEAR TO GODS LEO

Leo: Ashes to ashes, crust to crust

Nico: LEO PLEASE

Leo: There's just not mushroom for Italian chefs in today's world

Nico: You better watch yourself because I'm coming 

Leo: Come on! Sans would be proud of me

Nico: The font...?

Kronos: The snack that smiles back

Kronos: CHILDREN

Percy: What is wrong with you

Will: What rock group has four members that never sing?

Leo: Who?

Will: Mount Rushmore

Leo: You must have hit ROCK BOTTOM to come up with that one

Will: That pun was gneiss

Will: Nico, are you on?

Nico: Will, what the Hades? It's 4am

Will: I just wanted to ask you something really important

Nico: What?

Will: Will you be my boyfriend?

Nico: You woke me up at 4am to ask that

Will: Yes

Nico: Yeah, okay. Sure.

Will: Sweet. Now, for pet names...

Nico: Let me sleep

Will: Yes, sir.

Nico: Hey, dad?

Hades: Yes son?

Nico: You're the greatest dad ever

Hades: I am?

Nico: YOU CAN DO IT

Hades: I CAN DO IT

Nico: Now give me a dead dinosaur!

Hades: Yeah!!

Hades: Wait

Nico: Pretty please? I wanna recreate Jurassic world

Hades: SON NO

Apollo: Sons, I have written yet another story

Will: Dad don't

Apollo: 'Nico moaned in pleasure'

Nico: Apollo PLeAsE

Okay, I should probably stop now. Again, so sorry for not updating! I'm just being weird and I keep writing more than one story at the same time so I get distracted.

Anyway, this is fairly quick but I think it came out okay.

Also, I'm undertale trash now and I regret nothing hahaha why do you think I have a crush on Sans you must be CRAZY *nervously sweats* 

Stay awesome fabulous t-rexs!