Oh look at my tremendous word buildings
Admire how fancy and fashionable I am
Get hooked onto my deep emotions
See how much more profound than anyone else I secretly am
And drink up my sesquipedalian words
Like the rat drinks the spit of the degenerate

Worship me

Pray to me

Adore me

ADORE ME YOU NARCISSTIC PIG

Where was I... ah yes.

I am the next step of evolution
I am the crown of humanity's achievement
They call me

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