King Sprinkle Sparkle's POV

Hello my name is King Sprinkle Sparkle. I'm the king of the tiny fat unicorns. I piss honey, shit gold, and breathe magical fire. Bitches love me and pick me up so I shove my face down their boobs. (Lucky) Did I mention I'm pink and fluffy, and smoke flowers. Okay I better get back to the story before Sir Up tries to eat me because my fur tastes like cotton candy.

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Hahaha!!! I wrote a completely random chapter that has nothing to down about anything. Hope you enjoyed it. Should I add more random chapters like this?