Things to know: you guessed it, it's Spideypool again

Flashback = Italics

Peter gaped at the sight in front of him.

There was his boyfriend of 7 years, staring at him, on one knee. The ring in Wade's hand shone brightly. "Will you marry me?" He asked, a nervous smile on his face.

Oh.

A million thoughts rushed through Peter's mind. He simply stared in surprise.

They were on a date. It was nighttime, at some random restaurant.

Wade--

--smiled brightly as he shot the infuriated teacher a wink.

Peter rolled his eyes at the his antics, promptly ignoring them. He pushed up his glasses slightly, deciding to study while the teacher tells Wade off for the fourth time this week.

Peter groaned quietly at Wade.

Wade looked over to Peter. "Am I not entertaining you, Four Eyes?" He asked sarcastically, ignoring the teacher.

Peter tensed. It was the first time someone had spoken to him directly in awhile. He looked behind him, just to make sure he was correct in assuming the question was meant for him.

"Hi, yes, I'm talking to you." Wade rolled his eyes. When Peter said nothing, Wade's smile became--

--nervous, a bit of sweat forming on his brow. "Um, the suspense is killing me here." Wade pursed his lips.

Peter just stared, speechless. His mouth had apparently refused to cooperate at the moment. "I..." Peter mumbled. Peter felt--

--faint after seeing how Wade had stood up for him.

"What the fuck is your problem?!" Wade yelled as he shoved Flash. "You can't just hit people!"

"He's a little bitch who needs to learn his place!" Flash exclaimed. "Little shit starts wearing contacts and all of a sudden he thinks he's hot shit!"

"Are you alright?" Wade asked Peter, ignoring Flash completely. "I'm Wade, wish we could've met under better circumstances."

"I know who you are." Peter told him. "We've been in the same classes since 7th grade."

"Oh." Wade mumbled. "Well I--"

Wade was cut off by Flash shoving him into a locker. "Now you're not gonna pay attention to me, Wilson?! You think I'm a joke?!"

"No, I think you're a fucking asshat!" Wade scowled, standing up straighter so that he towered over Flash. "You need an attitude check, Eugene." He mocked.

Flash responded by gracefully punching him in the face.

The people around watched--

--anxiously. Everyone was on the edge of their seats as they waited for Peter to respond. "You...?" Wade mumbled. His smile almost nonexistent, having been replaced with an anxious grimace.

"I..." Peter mumbled.

Some random guy stood up. "Spit it--

--OUT!" Spiderman screamed, trying to pry open Deadpool's mouth. Deadpool shook his head and swallowed.

"Calm down, Spidey. I know what I'm doing." Deadpool shrugged.

"That was a bomb!" Spiderman screamed. "It'll kill you!"

"It'll kill YOU if you don't back up." Deadpool laughed, pushing him away.

Deadpool ran out of the building right as his insides exploded.

His internal organs came flying out, and Peter thought he would--

--puke. His nerves were finally catching up as to what was happening.

Peter thought of responses that were clever. 'Never thought you'd ask.' No, too cliche.

'You sure you ready to handle this, mercenary?' There were people around.

'Of course, sexy.' Peter cringed at that one.

"Ew, no." He mumbled, disgusted with himself for even thinking it.

Wade's face fell. "Oh." He muttered, looking like he might cry. Peter's eyes widened as he realized his--

--mistake. "Y-You're Spiderman?" Wade mumbled, shocked.

Peter honestly was suprised that his spidey sense didn't tell him Wade had come over.

It suddenly blared in his head. "Amazing, right after I take off my mask. Thanks spidey sense."

"This is...this is great!" Wade jumped up. "I'm Deadpool!"

"You're WHAT?!" Peter exclaimed. "You're De--" Wade raced over and covered his mouth.

"Shh! Not so loud! May's home!" Wade harshly whispered.

"You're Deadpool?!" Peter whisper-yelled.

Wade nodded as he--

--laughed anxiously. "Right, yeah. No." He promptly shoved the ring back in his pocket and stood up.

"No!" Peter shouted. Wade nodded.

"Yep, heard you loud and clear the first time." Wade bit his lip, trying to keep his voice calm. "Idiot, you knew it was too soon." Wade reprimanded himself.

"Sorry, I understand. I mean I wouldn't want to marry me either." Wade laughed to try and ease the tension. "I get it."

"Wade--"

"No I get it." Wade winced, and Peter automatically knew the boxes had said something.

The people around them were completely silent. The wife of the man who told Peter to hurry up with the answer was slapping him on the arm.

"No--That's not what I meant!" Peter shook his head frantically. "Get back on one knee!" He shoved Wade to the floor.

Wade frantically pulled the ring out again. Peter nodded hastily as Wade's let his tears of relief fall.

He quickly wiped then away and kissed Peter. The people around clap.

Wade pulled away. "I--

--love you." Wade told him, bracing himself for rejection.

Peter turned as red as a beet. "...what?"

"I-I'm in love with you." Wade told him, firmly. "And I know that you like Michelle but I couldn't keep it to myself and I didn't know when it would be too la--"

Peter roughly shoved his lips onto Wade. The kiss was sloppy, neither of them knowing what the fuck they were doing.

They pulled away. "So...you're not disgusted?"

"Shut up and kiss me, dumbass." Peter rolled his eyes and pulled Wade in for a more gentle kiss.

Their lips moved in synce, going at a steady pace. Peter could sense the nervousness coming off Wade in waves, so he put his hands on Wade's shoulders and gently massaged them.

Wade relaxed, and grabbed Peter by the waist, causing him to release a little yelp. Wade immediately pulled away.

"Did I hurt you?! I didn't touch a scar or anything, did I?" Wade asked frantically.

"I don't get scars, Wade." Peter shook his head. "And the only thing you did was kill the mood." Peter pouted.

Wade--

--laughed as he slipped the ring onto Peter's finger. "It's perfect." Peter smiled brightly.

"You're perfect." Wade told him quietly.

"That was so cheesy." Peter guffawed.

A/N:

2 A.M. is when all my writing happens. Also, kissing scenes are my least favorite thing to write so if I do something bad I'll write a really intense kissing scene and post it.

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