Harry: that's what makes you beautiful!

1D: *bows*

Audience: *cheers*

1D: *simultaneously falls off stage* AHHH!!!

Audience: *squeals* *attacks 1D*

1D: *Scream and flee into dressing room*

Liam: someone stole my shirt!

Harry: Someone stole my shoe!

Niall: Someone stole my sock!

Louis: Someone stole my pants!

Liam: *stares at Louis*

Harry: *stares at Louis*

Niall: *stares at Louis*

Louis: What?