Me: Hello, lovelies! Yellow is purple, and I have good news! My new story, ''The Darkest Part of My Mind'', is up and as funny as this story. Check it out if you want!

Ezra: They don't care.

Me: Yes they do!

Ezra: Nuh-uh!

Me: Yes!

Ezra: No!

Me: Yes! Oh, hey, look! There's a button that says ''delete''.

Ezra: Ha, ha. Very funny, but don't you dare!

Me: Just saying. Don't test me.

Ezra: *no comment*