-begin scene-
(Kitchen)

American Female:
"Yum! What is that awesome smell?"

Mexican Female:
"Do you like?"(shows dish to American)

American Female:
"What on earth?!"(disgusted)

Mexican Female:
"Ci, this from earth!? Why you ask this?!"(confused)

American Female:
"No! I meant why does this look so nasty?!"

Mexican Female:
(Whacks American with spatula)
"You Americans, have no cultured taste buds! It's only pizza and fries!"

American Female:
(Ow)
"That's not true! I like cheeseburgers, too! You guys are just as bad as us, all you guys eat our like rice and tacos!"

Mexican Female:
"How dare you!" (Storms out)

(Canadian Female and French Female walk in)

Canadian Female:
"What's with all the yelling, eh?!" (Worried)

American Female:
" I just told her what I thought about the food and she got all mad at me, no clue why, though..."

French Female:
"Bonjour, I say with all due respect- wait no I don't! You guys are idiots!"

Canadian Female:
(Examines the food)
"Should of just added bagged milk!"
(Pulls out and starts pouring)

American Female:
"I'm not sure how that helps but whatever, not like I'm eating that... anyone want pizza?"

French Female:
"You do know, that pizza was the scraps we gave poor people?! Right!"

American Female and Canadian Female:
"Say what?!"

French Female;
"Never mind, I don't get paid enough flowers and candles to do this!"
(Walks out)

American and Canadian Female:
(Shrugs shoulders)

Canadian Female:
"What do we do with this, now, eh?"

American Female:
"Why you asking me? Besides just add bacon! Bacon makes everything better!"

Canadian Female:
"No, your right, I have no idea why I asked you!"

American Female:
"Let's just order pizza?"

Canadian Female:
"Ya, pizza it is!"

-The end of scene-

A/N:
Again this is not meant to be offensive! Hope you liked it tell me what you think and give me more topics! Stay tuned for more fun! Up next is Either Video games or Outside Fun! Vote what you want?