I silently sat listening to Julius as I stared out the window of his car. I was extremely tired but I paid as much attention to what he was saying as I could.

"So pretty much you're dressed up in a fairy outfit because you were dared to? By who?" I asked, completely confused.

     "I already told you! By my little brother! It wasn't a dare, it was a stupid bet that I lost. And part of it was to sit out there until someone found me. It's really embarrassing. Could you... um- like not tell anyone at school about this?" Julius cleared his throat.

    "Sure man. But hey, you can drop me off here," I pointed to the beginning of the long driveway, "See ya to tomorrow!"

    I jumped out of the seat, slamming the creaky car door behind me. I waved my regards to him as I made my way up the paved concrete. I felt like my body was just going to collapse on its own as I slowly approached my huge house. Perks of being adopted by a rich couple, I guess...

    I sighed as I knocked on the door, waiting for one of the maids to come open it since I lost my keys in the stream. My mother and father were probably fast asleep by now. As I stood, my body sagged. I was in dire need of assistance. I giggled to myself. 'I was in dire need of assistance'... HAMILTON REFERENCE! By the time the maid had finally opened the door I was belting out lyrics to Aaron Burr Sir. I stopped suddenly as it dawned on me of what sort of sin I was committing.

   "Master King? Are you quite all right?" She asked, looking down on me as I laid down on the porch, rolling around and sobbing.

    "NO! The great gods and goddesses of Hamilton are going to kill me! I sang the wrong song to my refrenceeeeee! Lin Manuel Miranda, PLEASE SAVE ME! I BEGGETH YOU! I JUST GOT THIS LAZY A$$ AUTHOR TO FINALLY START WRITING ABOUT ME AGAIN, YOU CAN'T KILL ME NOW! I'M TOO YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL TO DIE!" I screamed, clutching at the maid's skirt.

   "Child, what are you speaking of? Follow me, let's get you up to bed..." She tried pulling me up by my hand but I let out a bloodcurdling scream like I had just been stabbed.

   She quickly took a step back, her eyes wide open. Her knuckles were white as she clutched the handle, her mouth open in disbelief.

   "CAW-CAW MOTHERF*CKER! COME AT ME B*TCH! HEY! HEY, YOU! AUTHOR! MAKE ME TURN INTO AN AWESOME DEMON KIND OF THING OR SOMETHING! I WANNA BE MAI'UI FROM MOANA!" I laughed hysterically as I positioned myself in a crouching position.

The maid took another step back and I smirked before roaring a war cry as I pounced. Just as I was about to land on her, I completely blacked out...

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I trudged into school, my entire body threatening to shut down. F*ck you, whoever created school. After I'd passed out at my house, the maid, Lilith, had managed to lug me up the stairs and put me to bed. Even though Mother disagreed, Father insisted I go to school today. Thanks Daddio.

As I emerged from Spanish class, which was my last class before lunch, my stomach let out a growl worthy of a lion. My cheeks instantly flared a bright red color. I could feel about a dozen pair of eyes landing on me. Whatever. F*ck all of them and their opinions. I was practically a king. I was a King! Those judgements whöres can go and suck it.

The sense of safety and confidence that usually always came off me in waves was back as I strutted to the lunchroom. This encounter with Jonathan has really f*cked me up, making me act like a pansy for the past week. I was squealing and crying and pouting and soooooo many other things that were just so girly. I even considered I had feelings for him! I was acting completely gay, which I was completely not.

Swaggering into line, I skipped a group of jabbering freshman girls who stared at me in awe, not even objecting. I snickered, catching up with Julius and Clark who were having a heated conversation about which was better- a girl's boobs, or their pu$$y's.

    "Both of you fags are crazy. Their a$$es are definitely the best. Like daaaaaaaaaamn, Amanda's a$$ is smoking!" I interjected.

    They both looked at each other before looking back at me and replying in unison, "True,"

    While me and Clark both got two slices of pizza and a carton of chocolate milk, Julius insisted he get a salad because he was on a diet or some sh*t. Clark and I just shook our heads before heading over to our table, which has been dubbed the "Popular Table". I sat at the head of it with Julius on my left and Clark in my right. There were more people who sat with us who I didn't really care much about, including Pauline, Amanda, Louis the low key drummer guy, the twins, Katherine and Kristian, who even though were opposite genders, looked and acted the exact same way, and Jamie, a crazy delinquent kinda dude that was defense on the football team and was also on the basketball team with me. I suspected he was a druggie or something, but whatever.

I hadn't realized it, but I had sorta zoned out. Focusing my attention back on Julius and Clark, I rested my chin on my palm.

"-done anal? I hear it's amazing..." Julius said thoughtfully, scratching at the stubble around his mouth.

I choked on my milk, sending myself into a coughing a fit. I couldn't breath as my lungs heaved. Clark gave me a few sharp pats in the back which helped immensely. Clearing my throat, I directed my eyes to Julius's.

"What about anal now?" I asked, my eyes wide. They couldn't possibly have- you know- could they? No. That's impossible. Julius and Clark were the straightest guys in school.

   "You know. With your girl. Instead of shoving is in the vaginee you shove it in the asseee," Clark shrugged.

    "Oh. Yeah. Okay. I don't think I ever-" I paused as my eyes met with a tall, lanky boy with shaggy brown hair, his hazel eyes locking with mine, "Actually, I think I may have. Once."

    Excusing myself from the table, I got up striding straight for Jonathan as if he was my prey. Just as I was about to reach him, I was intercepted. By none other than the worst b*tch in this entire f*cking school.

$$IM BACK B*TCHES!!! I KNOW YOU ALL MISSED ME! If you didn't, well then you can go shove a lemon up you lemons a$$. Sorry, that was rude. I'm in one of those moods... 😂 Anyway, I know I missed all of you guys! I was so lonely... I couldn't read your guys comments or smile when you voted! (My number of votes and comments have went down 😭) But hey! You can do both of those and put a smile on my face! Yay! Well, thanks for all the love and support! See ya later, chickadees!$$