It has started to get a bit dark, so I am for sure assuming that since nothing bad has happened, my berries are perfectly fine. I stuff the rest of them in my mouth, all except one, for I have yet again become starved. I keep the one in my pocket so that I can compare it to other berry bushes I may come upon to make sure that I can know which ones are for sure safe.

After I hopefully find my way to safety, maybe I could give in to peer pressure and become a vegetarian like all my friends are asking me too...NAH! I want my meat! Oh no, now I am thinking of all the delicious cheeseburgers and steaks I could be having if only I hadn't woken up in some strange field. Maybe I'm just a super sleepwalker that covers long distances. I should start wearing my Fitbit while I sleep so that I can get my steps in. Or, maybe I was kidnapped and then they realized that they just kidnapped a girl that works at her local grocery store as a bagger to help out the family with money, and that they probably won't get the best ransom so they ditch her in a field.
Hmmm...probably the first theory.