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Fall (CPCQ)

I forgot that there is still some CPCQ stuff that I haven't finished here. I haven't updated that book in a while. I'm not gonna do all the questions in CPCQ anymore.

So...if you guys have some CPCQ questions to suggest, feel free to comment your suggestions.

Enjoy the thing.

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Gary: So...apparently we haven't finished everything here on CPCQ.

Ash: Is the book done?! NOOO!!!!

Drew: It's just on hiatus. Elemeno couldn't think of new questions.

Gary: Anyway...we're gonna do this one entitled, 'Fall'.

Ash: Wait...the title is 'Paul'?

Paul: *facepalm*

Ash: I was kidding...sheesh.

Jace: Gosh darn it, Ash.

Gary: Let's get started with number one. If Mrs. Ketchum fell down a cliff, would Brock catch her? Yeah...Brock's a nice guy.

Ash: I'LL CATCH YOU, MOTHER!

Jace: Brock's got her.

Ash: Okay.

Drew: My turn. If Jace fell down a cliff, would Leaf catch him? Hmm...sure.

Gary: Leafy's nice.

Paul: So...why did Jace fall down a cliff anyway?

Ash: He's falling for Leaf.

Gary: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!

Jace: Am not.

Gary: Really?

Jace: Seriously, Gary. I have no intentions of falling just for Leaf to catch me.

Ash: He probably thought that Milani was the one down there to catch him.

Jace: Huh? I won't let myself fall down a cliff just for someone to hopefully catch me. That's stupid.

Paul: So why did you fall?

Jace: Because my friends pushed me down a cliff.

Ash: Your friends are evil.

Drew: Uh...I think he was referring to us.

Gary: My Leafy.

Ash: If Misty fell down a cliff, would I catch her? Of course I will.

Drew: Pokeshipping alert!

Ash: She's saved me a lot of times.

Gary: You saved a lot of girls.

Jace: And that's why a lot of girls like you.

Ash: I'm just doing the right thing.

Paul: While letting girls fall for you.

Gary: But if my Leafy would fall, I'm gonna push you away and I'll catch her.

Ash: Uh...okay?

Paul: If Gary fell down a cliff, would Drew catch him?

Gary: Drewbae is such a great friend.

Drew: Don't call me that...I won't catch him.

Gary: But...what about the ArroganceShipping?

Ash: ArroganceShipping?

Gary: The ship between Drew and me.

Jace: You're gonna let that ship sail?

Gary: No.

Paul: That's why he won't catch you.

Gary: But he's my friend.

Drew: NEXT!

Jace: If Jessie fell down a cliff, would Serena catch her? Hmm...Serena doesn't like Jessie, but she is kind-hearted so I guess she'll try.

Gary: *sings* You gotta get up and try and try and try.

Ash: *sings* Gotta get up and try and try and try.

Gary: Number two! Drew fell down the stairs. What would Max do?

Jace: What would Drew's brother-in-law do?

Drew: *rolls his eyes*

Gary: First, we will laugh at him really hard.

Ash: Hahaha!

Drew: That's mean of Max.

Paul: It is realistic.

Jace: Let's try pushing Drew down the stairs.

Drew: No way. I'm not breaking any bones.

Gary: Haha! I'm not done. He will make fun of Drew, but he helps him out anyway. And Drew will be like, *imitates Drew's voice* Don't tell May about this.

Paul: He says yes to Drew, but he tells May anyway.

Drew: Pssh.

Gary: *tries to high-five Paul*

Paul: *ignores Gary*

Ash: I imagine Max really doing that.

Jace: That's why we should try pushing him.

Drew: NO!

Ash: It's gonna be fun.

Drew: It's gonna be painful.

Paul: So you're afraid of a little pain?

Gary: OOOH.

Drew: Ugh. My turn. Max fell down the stairs. What would Iris do?

Gary: You pushed him for revenge, didn't you?

Drew: I don't stoop that low.

Jace: Let's go push Drew!

Drew: Shut up, Jace! Anyway...Iris would help Max. Simple.

Ash: Serena fell down the stairs. What would Jace do?

Paul: He'd wish that the one who fell down the stairs was Drew instead.

Jace: Maybe.

Drew: Ash. Answer.

Ash: I think Jace is nice enough to help Serena.

Gary: Aww.

Jace: Okay.

Paul: Silver fell down the stairs. What would Kenny do? I think Kenny will try to help him, but Silver will push him away.

Ash: Poor Kenny. He just wanted to help.

Paul: Silver's a jerk.

Jace: Just like a certain we all know.

Gary: CarbonCopyShipping alert.

Drew: That new shipping book is really helpful, huh.

Gary: I finally know the ship names of stuff!

Jace: Red fell down the stairs. What would Dawn do? Dawn would help him. Done.

Gary: What happens after Dawn helps him?

Jace: Nothing. Red says his thanks, and he leaves.

Gary: Fine. Number three.

Ash: Three!

Gary: Paul is falling for Serena. How would Jessie react?

Drew: *scans shipping book*CreamyCoffeeShipping alert.

Paul: *glares at Gary*

Gary: Don't be mad, Paulie-banana. Blame the list. Anyway...Jessie would not really comment, but she does start thinking about young love again.

Drew: Did she ever think of that?

Elemeno: YAHP!

Gary: Elemeno-pee.

Drew: Okay...when?

Elemeno: Back in the Chrysanthemum Island Contest. Brianna and May were talking, and then Jessie (as Jessabella) butts in and says something 'all's fair in love and war.'

Gary: Oh. Okay.

Drew: Eh.

Ash: Crazy Brianna.

Jace: For a second there, I thought you said Crazy Banana.

Ash: Nice! *high fives Jace*

Gary: #AshJaceBFF2K15

Drew: Bonnie is falling for Shiela. How would Milani react? I think Milani would be weirded out at first, but if they're really happy, it's fine with her.

Gary: Always about the happiness.

Ash: Tracey is falling for May. How would Clemont react?

Drew: Uh...

Gary: Someone check the shipping book! Drew, do it.

Drew: No thanks. I don't think it has been posted yet.

Ash: Was it posted already, Elemeno?

Elemeno: I don't think so. I don't memorize all the ships, okay? I use a reference in making that book.

Ash: Anyway...Clemont would be fine, honestly. He's not Drew.

Drew: Ugh.

Gary: *sings* Cuz I'm not fine at all.

Paul: Brock is falling for Milani. How would Misty react?

Jace: Hmm...

Gary: *sings* Tell me this is just a dream. Cuz I'm really not fine at all.

Paul: Actually...Misty would pull Brock's ear to keep him away from Milani.

Ash: That makes so much sense.

Paul: Of course it does.

Jace: Silver is falling for Brock. How would Bianca react? Bianca wouldn't mind because she doesn't really know them that much. She'll be busy tripping on things.

Gary: Number four. I am cupid and I'm tasked to make Bonnie fall in love with either Bianca or Dawn. Who do I choose?

Ash: That's hard.

Gary: Eh...I'll just go for Bianca so that no one in this room would kill me.

Jace: He's scared.

Drew: I am tasked to make Solidad fall in love with either Barry or Paul.

Paul: *glares at Drew*

Drew: I'll just go for Barry.

Jace: You guys are so afraid of Paul.

Drew: Nah.

Gary: We're just being logical.

Ash: I thought, 'fudge logic'?

Gary: It's F**k LOGIC!

Ash: Okay...I am tasked to make Max fall in love with either Milani or Gary.

Drew: *chuckles*

Paul: *trying not to laugh*

Gary: *jaw drop*

Ash: Hmm...I'll go for Milani.

Gary: YAY!

Drew: Friendship over.

Paul: Uh-huh.

Jace: Hi.

Ash: Sorry.

Jace: *no comment*

Ash: *pouts* Fine...I'll go for...

Gary: Paul, it's your turn!

Paul: I am tasked to make Dawn fall in love with either Serena or Conway.

Drew: Yikes.

Gary: *laughing hard* GOOD LUCK!

Jace: *claps*

Ash: Go, Paul!

Paul: UGH. I'll go for Serena.

Gary: Still not Conway, aye?

Drew: What if Conway was crossdressing as Serena?

Ash: Kinda like in that oneshot he dressed up as Paul.

Paul: Don't remind me.

Jace: I am tasked to make Drew fall in love with either Paul or me. WHAT?! Of course I'll go for Paul.

Paul: What?!

Jace: Dawn already went to Serena, right?

Drew: Why me?

Ash: This is so funny!

Gary: HAHAHAHAHA! What's the ship name for Drew and Paul?

Elemeno: I don't memorize the list! There are 848 ships listed, dang it! And that's only for the ones I included for the book. My reference has like 20K or something. I think it does.

Drew: Wow.

Gary: So many ships.

Ash: Ships. Ships everywhere.

Gary: Number five! What are my plans with Ritchie for the fall season? I will do some research while he helps me get samples.

Drew: You're being productive.

Ash: Wow.

Gary: Of course.

Jace: Why did Ritchie agree to help you?

Gary: Because Ritchie is a nice person.

Drew: What are Youngster Joey and Misty's plan for the fall season? Hmm...I guess Youngster Joey somehow got Misty's number, and he called her saying that he and his top percentage Rattata will challenge the Cerulean Gym this fall.

Paul: Joey is weird.

Gary: YAH. *sings* Here's my number, so call me maybe.

Ash: What are Trip and Bonnie's plans for the fall season? I don't know. Maybe rake some leaves.

Drew: Fall things.

Elemeno: I wonder how fall feels like because we don't experience fall in our country.

Jace: That's okay, Elemeno.

Paul: What are May and Zoey's plans for the fall season? They'll compete in more contests.

Drew: Yup.

Ash: Coordinator things.

Jace: What are Misty and James's plans for the fall season? None because they are not friends. They have individual plans, though.

Gary: Numba six! May and Milani's ship fell down in the shipping charts because of Drew and Jace.

Drew: That is true.

Gary: Yeah...because the ship of Drew and Jace is getting stronger. HAHA.

Jace: UGH.

Drew: SHADDUP, GARREH!

Gary: EW!

Drew: Cilan and Bianca's ship, also known as Serviceshipping, fell down in the shipping charts because of group of Wishful and Sommeliershippers protested.

Gary: Really?

Drew: I don't know.

Ash: Dawn and Brock's ship, also known as Lightrockshipping, fell down in the shipping charts because Brock likes other girls.

Drew: I guess that makes sense.

Jace: I want some cake. I don't have any cake in my room anymore.

Gary: Why the heck do you have cake in your room anyway?

Paul: Bonnie and Max's ship, also known as Fourthwheelshipping, fell down in the shipping charts because Vivi Winstrate hacked the ship charts.

Ash: I thought Vivi disliked Max after she lost. Mean.

Drew: How could Vivi do such a thing?

Jace: Leaf and Conway's ship fell down because who in the world ships them anyway?

Paul: Yep.

Gary: My Leafy.

Ash: Number seven!

Gary: Who would get mad if grampa fell in love with Misty?

Ash: Whut?

Gary: I guess Ash. I'll get mad because I think grampa could do better.

Drew: Who would get mad if Dawn fell in love with Gary?

Jace: Cavaliershipping alert.

Gary: Leafy would get mad!

Drew: Eh. Not really. The ones who would get mad are Paul, Kenny and Conway.

Paul: You had to include them.

Drew: I speak the truth, Shinji.

Paul: Whatever.

Jace: The Ikarishipping Guild would get mad, and I thought you were the so-called president.

Drew: I feel so ashamed.

Gary: You don't deserve the presidency!

Drew: It's a game.

Paul: Weird. You just said you were ashamed.

Drew: And I realized that we're just playing.

Paul: Whatever.

Ash: Who would get mad if Cilan fell in love with Bianca?

Gary: I thought their ship went down in the shipping charts.

Ash: Uh....I guess no one except Cilan's fans. Okay...Iris and Burgundy might get mad.

Jace: Wait...Burgundy likes Cilan too?

Ash: Maybe. We don't know for sure.

Paul: Who would get mad if Bianca fell in love with Leaf? Gary Oak.

Gary: MY LEAFY!!! WHERE'S BIANCA?!

Ash: It's a game, Gary!

Jace: You got schooled by Ash.

Drew: I think their friendship has rekindled.

Ash: Buddies!

Jace: Who would get mad if Gary fell in love with Ash?

Drew: PALLETSHIPPING!

Jace: Honestly, no one. Maybe some LeafGreenShippers, Pokeshippers, Advanceshippers, Pearlshippers, Negaishippers, Amourshippers, Pikashippers, Morpheusshippers, Abilityshippers, Egoshippers, Cavaliershippers, Brunettshippers...

Spongebob narrator: 10 minutes later.

Jace: ...Bouldershippers, Respectshippers, Comashippers, and all those shippers who ship Gary with his hands.

Ash and Gary: *jaw drop*

Elemeno: Not all the shippers would get mad. I wouldn't.

Ash: But.

Gary: My Leafy.

Drew: I wanna see a oneshot where Gary says 'My Ashy!'

Jace: Yes please!

Drew: All aboard the Palletship!

Gary: Oh gosh why.

Paul: Number eight.

Gary: Leaf is not falling in love for my cheerleaders because Leafy loves me, and the cheerleaders were mean to her.

Ash: Bad cheerleaders.

Gary: You're right, Ashy.

Drew and Jace: *still laughing*

Paul: Palletship.

Ash: GAH!

Drew: Brock is not falling in love for Jonny because he is more into adult women.

Jace: Yup.

Gary: I wonder...how old are you, Elemeno?

Elemeno: I'm not telling my age!

Gary: Okay...she is 18+ years old. We don't know the exact age, but we know she is an adult. Would Brock fall for her?

Drew: I don't think so.

Elemeno: EW. DON'T INVOLVE ME IN THIS!

Ash: Iris is not falling in love with Barry because she doesn't like Barry.

Jace: Barry probably showed up with ice on their first date.

Drew: Yup.

Paul: Clemont is not falling in love with Ash.

Gary: Aww...no Diodeshipping.

Paul: Clemont is not falling in love with Ash because the Palletship has sailed.

Drew and Jace: NICE!

Ash and Gary: *jaw drop*

Jace: Milani is not falling in love with Max because...

Gary: We know what he's gonna say.

Jace: Because Milani feels like Max is too young for her.

Drew: Is that all?

Jace: I'm just stating the facts.

Ash: Facts.

Gary: Number 9! Ash fell because...

Drew: He saw Gary.

Gary: Yeah. He fell down because of my awesomeness.

Elemeno: I remembered one time in Dark City, Gary was leaving a shop I think, and when he opened the door, Ash fell down because it just so happens that Ash was in the other side of the door.

Ash: WAIT...THAT WAS GARY?!

Gary: You were there, Ashy?

Ash: Yeah! That's where Pikachu fell in love with Ketchup.

Pikachu: PIKA!

Drew: Harley fell down because his stupid hat was so stupid that he fell because the hat is stupid. And he's stupid.

Gary: Someone has Harley issues.

Drew: How dare he call me 'May's annoying little boyfriend'?

Jace: I bet you wished he didn't say annoying.

Drew: I'm not annoying.

Ash: Trevor fell because he was chasing a rare Pokémon to picture, but he tripped.

Paul: Jace fell down because Drew pushed him.

Jace: Why?

Paul: Because you wanted to push him.

Drew: Paul's on my side!

Paul: No I'm not!

Jace: May fell because she spun too much while rehearsing her appeals.

Paul: Didn't she actually fall down in a contest?

Ash: She did. In her first one.

Drew: I got to see the fall up close.

Ash: What were you doing there anyway? Aren't you supposed to be at the trainer's lounge?

Drew: I wanted to see the performance up close.

Jace: And Contestshipping.

Gary: AND NUMBER 10! Who is the person Barry fell in love with? Choices are Clemont, Jace, Tracey, Giovanni and James. Well...I have no clue, so we'll go for Clemont. He might be into geniuses.

Ash: Science is so amazing.

Gary: It is, indeed.

Drew: Palletship.

Gary: Shut up, Drew!

Drew: Who is the person May fell in love with?

Jace: Dun-dun-dun.

Drew: Choices are me, Clemont, Serena, Shana or Ash.

Gary: Ooh.

Drew: Do you guys want me to choose?

Jace: If you don't say your answer, we'll assume Advanceshipping as your choice.

Gary: Dun-dun-dun.

Drew: I hope no one is recording this.

Elemeno: Don't worry.

Drew: I pick me.

Gary: THE CONTESTSHIP HAS SAILED!

Ash: All aboard the Contestship.

Gary: The Contestship. The Contestship.

Ash: Who is the person Shauna fell in love with? Choices are Leaf, Tierno, Paul, Drew or Gary.

Jace: Wow. The three of them are in the choices.

Paul, Drew and Gary: *glare at Jace*

Ash: I'll go for Tierno just because they've been friends for a while now.

Paul: Who is the person Shiela fell in love with? Choices are me, Lyra, Iris, Leaf or Cilan. I guess Cilan.

Gary: FAB.

Ash: FABULOUS!

Jace: And last but not the least. Who is the person Clemont fell in love with? Choices are Lyra, Barry, Harley, Kenny and Bonnie. Well...I guess I'll go for Lyra.

Ash: We're done!

Drew: Do we have some more?

Elemeno: You guys don't have to do the rest.

Gary: NO!!! CPCQ HIATUS.

Elemeno: I'm busy, and it won't be on hiatus once I think of something or if we get a request.

Gary: REQUEST!

Ash: Don't forget! Gary and I are also doing some Let's Plays now!

Elemeno: I think that will be the main series for this book now.

Drew: How about Tomodachi Life?

Elemeno: I've taken a break from playing the game. It got so repetitive already and nothing interesting is happening anymore.

Gary: Aw.

Elemeno: Okay...see ya!

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