i watched so much supernatural last night that i had a dream about it

sam and dean were at an elementary school because they heard about some sort of major signs of demonic possession or something

then the got rid of the demon, and then when we walked out of the school someone stole the impala and dean got so fucking mad so they had to hotwire an RV and use that

then they stopped at a church, and this is when the dramatic shit goes down

{{SPOILERS I GUESS IDK}}

since lucifer told sam that sam was his vessel, sam thought about it and about how lucifer said that he wouldn't lie or trick him or something

he appeared out of no where in front of sam and dean while they were eating outside of the van and he said these exact words :

"i found you ya little psychic whore" and then little lucifer gave sam a really weird threat that if he doesn't let lucifer in him he'd put dean back in hell and dean was all like "oh no dude it's okay i can go back to hell it'll be worth it if you don't let him in your body" (stop being dirty)

buT SAM

SAM SAYS "OKAY" AND DEAN IS NOW AT THE POINT OF FUCKING YELLING LIKE "WHOAHWOHWOWHOW BOY WHY" AND LUCIFER IS ALL LIKE "AHAHAHHA FUCK YEah"

AND THEN SAM HAS THIS THING WHERE HE'D RANDOMLY SWITCH FROM REGULAR SAM TO LUCIFER-SAM OR WHATEVER

AND THEN THEY'RE ON THE ROAD FOR ANOTHER DEMON HUNTING MISSION, STILL IN THE CRAPPY ASS RV

AND REGULAR SAM GOES "i need to piss." AND DEAN SAYS "no" AND THE WHOLE RIDE SAM IS LIKE SQUIRMING IN HIS CHAIR.

THEN THEY'RE AT ANOTHER CHURCH AND SAM IS CRINGING AND DEAN SAYS "what's wrong" AND SAM GOES "idk i feel like cringing at this church what's wrong with a man cringing"

and this is where i start to forget shit, but i remember one thing

lucifer finally has some sort of permanent control over sam, and is now holding a fucking banana, and some fighting goes down, and dean is like dead or something and castiel just appears and says "well shit" and then he says "better summon the best warrior"

and I KID YOU NOT

THIS FUCKING ANGELIC, SWEETHEART MOTHERFUCKER SUMMONS THE MOST FEARED AND BAD ASS WARRIOR ON THIS EARTH--

SPONGEBOB FUCKING  SQUAREPANTS

AND THEN I WOKE UP

AND WHEN I WOKE UP I IMMEDIATELY REGRETTED JOINING THIS FANDOM I DON'T WANT ANY DREAMS LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN

AS I'M REREADING THIS FOR ERRORS OR SOMETHING IM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH OH MY GOd