Well life is shitty.
Shit happens
I personally like to make Tomato Juice from lemons

Just some random stuff I found

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Me an a couple friends once played Russian Roulette with an actual revolver
None of us died that day
The bullet was shot before we could start the second round
It's kinda funny now

KIDS don't try above mentioned at home you can die....

At the time I wanted to end it
I wanted death
I wanted to pass on
I tried and Failed

I'm kinda glad I didn't try hang myself
I would be deader than Poor Chester