*Alc grabs Ice*
Alc ; hey guys I caught a COLD

Very funny Alc ; Ice / Cold

Alc ; he he he he, ima just do some COOL puns

God no ; Ice / Cold

*Ices eyes turn dark in annoyance *

Alc ; oh GOD yes
Alc ; is it a lil'COLD in here or is it just me?

Just you Alc, you & your 2 braincells ;Ice/Cold

Alc ; you must think your soooo COOL...don't worry you are, it's COOL with me

*ice/Cold blushes, annoyed & glares at Alc *
*Alc smiles knowing he is annoying Ice *

Alc; oh ha ha , what an  COLD gaze

Ok ok have it your way ;Ice/Cold
No more puns or you die I swear ; Ice/Cold

Alc ; don't be so COLD hearted man, just CHILL out

Don't fucking dare ; Ice/Cold

*Ice/Cold puts up his bandanna with one hand and starts to form an ax made of Ice in the air with another still blushing*

Alc; oh shit

One more pun and you fucking go to hell; Ice/Cold 

Alc ;  damn...oh well then
Alc ; how about TWO more puns!

Shit you better not; Ice / Cold
*still trying to finish forming their ax*

Alc ; oh really, why the COLD shoulder?
Alc ; your soul made of ICE or something??
Alc ; tell me your middle name and I will leave you be

Errrrrrr fuck; Ice/ Cold

Alc ;wait is it fuck?

No the only thing that is fuck is ;Ice/ Cold your nonexistent brain    .

Alc; should I run now?

What do you think; Ice/ Cold
*finishes forming ice ax*

Alc; SHIT