"Yeet that ball like how you yeeted my hopes and dreams out of our car window back in North Carolina!"

"I'm not gay, you are!"

"Ever get that feeling that you just want to fall limp into a grave and stay there for the rest of your nonexistent life?"

boredbaddie "How do you blow square balloons? YOU BLOW SQUARE BREATHS! ... What kind of f*ckery is this?"

"We need Jesus. Please send Jesus. No not Jesus (he-soos)! We need Jesus (geezus)."

"One upon a time, A person died. The end."