Okay so my brother, SirSatanJr , tagged me! And now I must play the victim!
I must do the following acts:
List who tagged me
Give ten facts about myself
Tell a joke
Spoil one of my books
Tag 28 other people dammit
Okay so, *gets my sheet of paper and puts on my glasses* let us begin!

Fun facts?:
1- I'm genderfluid
2- I love old cartoons (especially ones from the 90s and early 2000s. I watched a HECK TON of Boomerang and Cartoon Network.
3- I remember a bunch of cartoons most of you probably don't.
4- FullMetal Alchemist was my first anime
5- my entire wall is covered in drawings
6- Hentai-Blazer-420 is my gay Norwegian dad here on Wattpad
7- my favorite YouTubers are Shane Dawson, Sam Golbach, Colby Brock, and Elton Castee
8- I freaking love everything that has stripes on it. Especially hoodies!
9- I don't care about your sexuality, gender, race, etc. as long as you respect me, I respect you.
10- I was bullied by my teacher in 4th grade

OKAY MOVING ON!

Up next we have...
Tell a joke! But I'm gonna cheat and put two!
Friend: Okay, so Donald Trump is gonna build a wall... what next?

Me: three more walls, a ceiling and a floor!

Friend: that makes total sense...

Me: yeah...?

Friend: what about the furniture?

Me: America will be broke by the time we put in "The Great Walls Of America" and the rest of it. We won't have any money left for furniture.

I'm so sorry but joke #2 is something only Voltron fans will get! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
"If you eat a Galra....
does that make you a purple people eater?"

OKAY NEXT UP ON THE LIST IS...
OH DEAR GOD! SPOIL ONE OF MY BOOKS...
Y'know I'm so sorry skip through this is you wish.
My book, "A Map For Tomorrow"...
Colby and Jack get together by the end...
Lemme just say together they are... COLBYJACK BECAUSE ITS CHEESY
-okay there we go there's three jokes.

*finger guns* and on to the tags!

Rosythatcat
ArtJoyfulNeo
Ariianta
FullMetalNinja75
FuffyUnicorn56

ChemicalFox
_Cup_Name_
Offic_Red_Leader
OfficDaddyTom
GrapeVineOfficial

Gwazio
Galaxy_Trash_Bin
Table_Senpai
tomato_tomatto
TomTheAlcoholic

Eliseisokay
AmeliaSmith3
Kpop_on_ice
peacelove300
ListenToTheWindMourn

_Frostflower_
FelixtheToon
Fandomz_Fangirl
Aud_Writes
-Just-A-Little-Grey

Lizzieliz18
Puppyfire10
WolfRadiation