SCHOOL
HELLO AGAIN MY LITTLE SPIRITS!
IF IT IS SCHOOL FOR U RAISE UR HAND! 'CAUSE IT'S MINE!
TERM 2 EQUALS A NEWSCAPESQUAD CRACK!
Let's go:
Megan: *bursts down the front door and everyone is staring at her* WASSUP BITCHES!
Tommy: *drops his toast* Wa?
Jon: *just staring at the poor toast which is on the floor*
Megan: Wait... I thought this the Hamilton house?
Ashlie: *grabs a wakizashi (sword) and pointing it at Megan* WHERE?! I NEED TO SEE IT!!!
Megan: Goddamn, It's fucking right next door ya bloody smol cranium!!!
Ashlie: *runs to the next year*
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Nick: Dawn, what do you think people will say about my outfit?
Dawn:

Nick:
Nick: Oh. My. God.
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*snowing outside in Georgia and we're in da UK*
Tommy: ITS SNOWING?!?! WHERE??!!
Megan: It's in fucking Georgia Tommy. Ur not just gonna- *turns back to see Tommy with all his stuff and ready to go*
Tommy: *carrying all his stuff* SEE U ALL IN MARCH!! *shuts door and leaves*
Nick: Um Megan, Where is Tommy?
Megan: Going to Georgia, won't be back until March-
Nick: *runs like SANIC*
Megan: What. The fuck.
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Tommy & Nick: *in Georgia*
Tommy: *walks out bare-footed* YYYYYEEEAAAAHHHH WOOOOO HOOOOOO! *his legs get frozen and he's dying from hypothermia*. SOME HELP?!
Nick: *just comes outside with his warm clothes on and sees Tommy screaming for help* I'LL SAVE U TOMMY *saves Tommy and brings him inside*
Warning : CRINGE
Tommy: Thanks babe. *kisses Nick on the cheek*
Nick: Your welcome, Tom Tom. *kisses him back on the cheek*
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Ashlie: *wants Japanese swords and checks online but screws it and wants to go to Japan herself to get them* Well, GUYS I AM GOING TO JAPAN TO GET SOME SWORDS!
Cory: U do realise u can get them online.
Ashlie: Meh, it's better to get them urself + no one here has some.
Megan: Who said? Shara has millions of them.
Ashlie: WHERE?!
Uni: Ur not getting them, mother fucker.
Ashlie: *OOOOONNNNNNEEEE PPPPUUUNNNCCHHH Uni out of the universe and looks back at Megan* I NEED TO SEE THEM, WHERE ARE THEY?!
Megan: *leads them to Shara's weapon closet* Here they-
Ashlie: *kawaii face* OH MA LORD, A NAGINATA!!! HEAVEN!!
Megan: *stares and regrets everything*
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THIS IS ONLY PART OF THE CRACK, SHARA HAS SOME IDEAS BUT SHE IS COMING BACK TOMORROW!
GOTTA GO BEFORE SHE KILLS ME!!
GOODBYE MY LITTLE SPIRITS
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