Benzo

"She really broke my fucking phone," I sighed throwing my now useless phone onto the couch.

"Just go to gadget guys and get it fixed dummy," I mugged her.

"Just go to gadget guys and get it fixed dummy.." I mocked annoyed.

"Aye nigga dont get mad at me because yo dumbass felt like testing yo girl. You know she crazy." she laughed.

"You was helping me!"

"I was volunteering to see how far she would go.." she said slurping up a string of noodles.

"-and stay out my kitchen hoe," I said getting up, grabbing my phone, and walking off to my room.

"As longeth you haveth food, I shall stay in thou kitchen," She said slurping once again.

"Imma fuck you up Ta'Lani!" I yelled.

"My pussy right here bro!" She yelled back.

She's a fucking horny ass dog. I would never. I thought about it but like she said my girl is crazy and she's my best friend.

We be on gay shit...

Just not that gay shit.

"Fuck my life.." I thought. My phone is completely fucking destroyed.

My girl, Kali, thought I was texting a random bitch when really I was playing a prank on her for a youtube video.

She took that shit way too fucking serious when I tried to show her it was really my best friend's number, all I did was save it under my ex's name.

Ta'Lani even told the crazy bitch it was her and showed the messages from her phone, but nah she thinks I'm really texting other females.

She went ballistic and decided to throw my fucking phone out the window.

We live in an apartment on the third floor...

Imagine how my shit looks.

She ended up leaving and hasn't texted me since..

Not that she can anyway..

I thought about what Ta'Lani said so I'm going to take it up to gadget guys and get a quote. She said they're the cheapest place to fix phones so hopefully it's not too much.

I dont have a job because we make quite enough on youtube to live very comfortably.

Yes we make money but I'm still cheap as hell.

Me and my girl had a youtube for about 3-4 years. We were real popular so it was easy starting off and shit just took off. They liked our pranks and all that fun shit and we skyrocketed to about 700,000 subscribers.

We do alot of traveling and shit to collab with other youtubers.

Life is good for me right now.

"Say bro I'm finna go to gadget guys." I said closing my room door grabbing my keys.

"Ight, imma be here... Still in your fucking kitchen."

"You buying me groceries bitch."

"You make all the money nigga, you my walking food stamps card Since my momma dumbass wanna sell hers." She retorted.

I paused starring at this bitch because she really said that.

"Okay nigga whatever.." I chuckled closing my front door.

Jogging down all these fucking stairs and to my car was a fucking workout.

"Shit.." I breathed out trying to steady my racing heart.

I left the complex and drove right up the highway.

Gadget guys isn't too far.

I pulled up about a 10 minutes later and parked.

I pulled my phone out only to be reminded that I should probably fuck my girl up the next time I see her.

I walk in and its a quiet environment.

I look around scanning the place to spot any signs of an employee being here to help me.

I sat down and basked in the aroma of lavender and lemon in the place.

I love a building that looks nice and smells good.

"Hello, how may I help you today?" I hear someone say.

I turn my attention to a very tall but slim looking stud.

"Um yea, I wanted to get my phone screen fixed." I said nervously.

"Oh fa' sure, Is it just the screen or do you know if anything else was wrong with it?" She asked analyzing my phone.

"Nah man, just the screen." I said.

"Okay cool, no problem." She smiled at me.

Now I'm no way into studs but her smile was pretty as fuck.

I cant deny a pretty ass smile. Its a turn on of mine.

"S-So how much will it be?" I asked adverting my gaze to the paper taped to the counter.

I just had to pretend to read it to avoid looking at her.

"$120, but since you and your girl are pretty well known I'll lower it to $100." She grinned.

"Oh shit for real?" I questioned.

"Yea, no problem. I don't watch youtube or anything but I know of you two. You can call me a fan but I don't have an obsession like most of them.." She said.

"I just grew a liking to you especially, you funny as hell." She laughed.

"Really? Well thank you alot of people like me." I said.

"Nothing makes you feel better than having bitches that will do anything for you at any given moment but my girl is the lucky one." I said cheesing.

I think that came off a little conceited.

Oh well..

"Yea I guess, haha.. well look I'll have it ready in about 2 hours okay? Just come back and ask for Zelle." She said.

"Okay cool, I gotchu." I said walking off.

I left back home to find Ta'Lani sprawled across my couch sleep with my fucking jalapeño chips all over her face. 

"Dumb ass muh' fucka' I swear." I rolled my eyes walking off to my room.