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Edit: yes I did publish and unpublish this because I had to fix some names

TheRoastMaster's Kingdom

FuckBoi: hey ev ;)

RoastKing<3: Lucas can you like not right now please?

FuckBoi: but I luv u

RoastQueen<3: oh so you reply to him?

RoastKing<3: don't even start with me Jonathan

WildHoe: hold up what happened

Moo: yea guys just calm down

RoastQueen<3: why don't you just let me explain?

RoastKing<3: what even is there to explain?

RoastKing<3: just leave me alone

RoastQueen<3: no

RoastQueen<3: you haven't replied to my texts for the past two hours

RoastQueen<3: we are doing this right here, right now

ChokingIsMyKink: I'm scared

BasicallyIDoWrk: me too buddy

RoastKing<3: can we not do this here

RoastQueen<3: no it's going to be here Evan, this is the only way you'll listen to me

RoastQueen<3: since you won't text me, I'll take this to the groupchat

RoastQueen<3: Ev come on please talk to me

RoastQueen<3: come on I WAS DRUNK

RoastKing<3: I don't care it was wrong and you know it

WildHoe: uhh what's happening?

RoastQueen<3: Evan is mad because of something that happened last night, nothing too big

RoastKing<3: NOTHING BIG? R U FUCKING KIDDING ME

RoastKing<3: u basically tried to rape me you piece of shit

Moo: wOAH WOAH WOAH

RoastQueen<3: NO I DIDNT STOP FUCKING LYING

RoastKing<3: YES YOU DID DONT DENY IT

RoastQueen<3: what's the big deal WEVE DONE IT BEFORE

RoastKing<3: I only did it last time because I wanted to make you happy

RoastKing<3: IM STILL ASEXUAL U SHITHEAD

RoastQueen<3: THATS NOT EVEN A REAL THING EVAN AND YOU KNOW THAT

ChokingIsMyKink: oh shit he done fucked up

RoastKing<3: this isn't gonna work out

RoastQueen<3: wait what

RoastKing<3: I mean I'm done with you, I'm done with this

RoastKing<3: I want your shit out of my apartment by tomorrow morning, leave the key on the counter

RoastKing<3: also

RoastKing<3: lose my number, asshole

RoastQueen<3 has been kicked from the chat.

RoastKing<3 has changed their name to Evan

Evan has changed the groupchat to Fuck Life

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Fuck Life

WildHoe: me and Craig are dating

WildHoe: shit wait is this a bad time

Moo: that's awesome!

Lui: I'm proud

Evan: slut²

BasicallyIDoWrk: Evan are you okay?

Evan: I'm fine

ChokingIsMyKink: are you sure?

Moo: ev?

Lui: and he's gone

Four07: wait what happened?

WildHoe: Evan broke up with you know who

Four07: Jon?

Evan: don't say his name

Four07: sorry

Four07: why did u guys break up

Evan: he's just a piece of shit

Evan: that's all you need to know

Evan: now leave me alone

WildHoe: I don't think he's taking this well

ChokingIsMyKink: would you?

WildHoe: fair point

Moo: I'm worried

Terroriser: guys he wants us to leave him alone, so let's not talk about his love life

Moo: BUT HES HURTING

Terroriser: really? Well guess what Brock? BREAKUPS HURT

Terroriser: LIFE HURTS

Terroriser: WOULD YOU PEOPLE JUST RESPECT HIS WISHES FOR ONCE

WildHoe: damn what happened to you

Terroriser: fuck off

Moo: okay lets change the topic

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Now showing private messages between FuckBoi and Evan

FuckBoi: Evan look I know I'm a dick but I just wanted to say I am SO sorry if I ruined your relationship in anyway

FuckBoi: that was NOT my intention in anyway I just liked to mess with you

Evan: it's fine dude

Evan: nothing was your fault

FuckBoi: it's just when that shithead got mad at you for replying to me I realized it could've been my fault and I didn't want that

Evan: that's really nice of you, Lucas, but I assure you it had nothing to do with anything you said or did

FuckBoi: that's good to hear

FuckBoi: also, I want you to know that no one from the chat put me up to this, okay?

FuckBoi: I just wanted to apologize for my behavior

FuckBoi: I don't expect you to spill your feelings to me

FuckBoi: just please try to get some sleep

Evan: but it's so hard

FuckBoi: ?

Evan: every time I close my eyes I just re-imagine everything like it's happening for the first time

Evan: I'm sorry I'm probably bothering you

FuckBoi: no really I don't mind

Evan: I just keep thinking about it over and over again

Evan: I managed to stop him

Evan: but what if he wasn't drunk? What would've happened, Lucas?

FuckBoi: hey don't think like that, dude

FuckBoi: you're safe, he doesn't have a key to your place anymore, you're okay

Evan: I don't feel okay