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D: Did you feel that?
W: Feel what?
D: It felt like...
D: The disapproval of a parental figure

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W: Did you just use mob mentality on me?

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D: Your so stupid you'd forget to die even if you got killed

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W: Hey, bro, what do you want to eat?
D: The souls of the innocent!
W: A bagel
D: NO
W: Two bagels

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D: Hey, betcha I can hit this note

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W: Calm down man
D: Hands. Off. The. Cereal

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D: Hey
D: Wanna help me stuff my mattress with marshmallows
W: You had me at 'hey'

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W: So, how do I look?
D: Same as usal
W: AND WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!
D: YOU DONT OWN ANY OTHER CLOTHES
D: YOU DONT EVEN WASH THOSE

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D: Oh my god
W: What is it?!
D: I left my cookies in the oven
W: You left your cookies in the oven?!
D: I left my cookies in the oven!

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W: You summoned the devil
D: Bitch I am the devil

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D: There's something on your face
D: It was pain!

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W: Bro, eat a snickers
D: Why?
W: Cause you turn into a fucking deva when you're hungry

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D: TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER

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W: Did we really just drop from the shadows of the ceiling and say that?
D: Yes
D: And it was amazing

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D: So, I was going to make a joke about sunglasses in Gotham but then I realized wE DONT FUCKING SELL THEM

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W: Have you been spying on me?
D: Yeah, but I'm not a spy
W: You know what they call people who spy on people?
W: Spies
D: Good point, but look, I'm not a spy

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D: HE ACTUALLY USED HIS HEAD

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W: RELAX TOMATO
D: SHUT THE FUCK UP ZUCCHINI

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D: On my planet this is hilarious

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W: You Like waffles right?
D: More than life its self

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D: Now I just feel bad for you

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W: If you were an office supply what would you be?!
D: I would be paper because people use me then throw me away
W: Descriptive!

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D: Am I the only person here who loves to watch a couple together that hates each other's guts?

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W: I said "All you need is some friendship in your life" and she said "bitch where" and I said "bitch me"

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D: You know what this place needs?
W: What?
D: More sand
W: More sand? We're surrounded by sand!
D: Not that much! Just like two cubic tons
W: Two cubic tons?!
W: You have any idea how much two cubic tons is?!
D: Yeah, and that's how much we need

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W: Who the fuck are you?
D: Who the fuck are you?
W: I asked you first
D: I asked you second

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D: WE'RE BUILDING A FUCKING SNOWMAN

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W: You and I are just two straight guys that really like each other
D: Yeah, it's like we're each other's guy bae's
W: We're Gae's

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D: I have no friends
W: Bitch, what am I? A roach?

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W: Don't like, fail and die and stuff cause it's all up to you!

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D: Nothing can go wrong!
D: Oh no, it all went wrong!

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W: There's a bug
D: So what you want me to do?!
W: Kill it!
D: You saw it first! You kill it!
W: You're the man!
D: Since when?!

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D: My teeth are brighter than your future

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W: I hope Pikachu hits you with a fucking thunderbolt

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D: Oh my god, do you hear that?
D: It's you finally being quiet!

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W: Artemis asked me how many women I've slept with and when I told her she said 'me too' and then walked away
D: How many women have you slept with?
W: Meet me in my room and I'll tell you

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D: Can you just fucking like me already?
D: I'm nice, I'm pretty, I have beautiful eyebrows

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W: IM TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE ASSHOLE

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D: What's one of your biggest fears?
W: If I ever, like, woke up as a donut-
D: You would eat yourself
W: I wouldn't even question it

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W: What the fuck Richard

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D: GREAT GOOGALY MOGGALY ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT

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W: You wanna know what this shirt is made out of?
D: It's probably cotton
W: No, it's made of boyfriend material
D: I'm pretty sure it's cotton

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D: I've got a little secret for ya'
D: Come here
D: No, closer
D: I DONT MAKE DEALS WITH PEASANTS

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W: Is it too late to say sorry?

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D: I mean, I don't even know why you guys bother at this point
D: Like, keep it up, it's me, I win, you lose, haha

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W: Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you very very muuuch

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D: Shut up and drive!

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W: Did I just see you and Cheshire do a secret handshake?

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D: Surprise motherfucker

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W: I'm 99.6% sure that your defying gravity right now

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D: My gran could do better! And she's dead!

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W: This is like Clue all over again
D: Shut up Mr. Ginger
W: Fuck off Mr. Raven

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D: Wake me up when September ends

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W: Why is there a fist-shaped hole in the training room wall?
D: Aliens

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D: You're getting your knickers in a twist! Calm down!
W: Oh my gosh, enough already!
D: How about a thank you, you miserable wee bitch

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W: I survived bitch

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D: How long do you think Jade and Artemis are going to pretend they aren't sisters?
W: Not a clue, I'm sure we'll have some big secret telling party one of these days
D: Not much of a party since we definitely don't have a secret, right?
W: Definitely

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W: LIES
W: WELL FORGED LIES

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D: So, don't freak out, but I think Klarion turned me I to a vampire
W: I would love to freak out but I'm pretty sure he turned me into a witch

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W: Did you just pull a Batman on me, again?

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D: I should let your ass burn for this

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W: You're as cold as ice
D: I think you mean as cool as ice
W: I know what I said
D: Well Why don't you come say it to my face
W: Maybe i will!
D: Good!
W: Is the window unlocked?!
D: Yes!
W: Good!
D: Good!

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D: Nothing suits me like a suit
W: Mmm, yeah...

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W: I don't wanna go to school
D: Brake the rules with me?
W: Meet you in Jump

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D: When I get sad I stop being sad and be awesome instead
D: True story

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W: Whenever we hang out without you, we talk about who's best friends with the craziest bitch
W: I always win

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D: So, have you heard about season 3?
W: Yeah, took them long enough

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W: Friendly fire? Did you get into a gunfight?
D: Not exactly
W: Then how did he get hit with friendly fire?
D: His throat ran into my knife

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D: Have you ever wondered if there was more to life than just being really really really really really good looking?
D: I didn't think so

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