Let's start with boy bands. I only know of a few, I only listen to the radio and don't like most of the crap they play on it, so I never bother looking it up.

One direction, which, might I add, is now more like five directions,
I particularly don't like them, their music is annoying and obnoxious. If you are still reading, props to you! I know, I know, I just made so many enemies, but, who cares. bluemoon_wolf16 please don't hurt me. But I do like them for being on Britain's got talent, or was it X-factor, or was it America's got talent? I don't know, but I respect the people who had to work from the bottom up, unlike the kardashians (I have no idea how to spell their name), who had life handed to them on a silver platter. But we'll talk about them another time. I'm very proud of myself, I actually spent time out out of my busy day *snort* and did some research on five directions, we'll start with Niall Horan, he was born on September 13th, 1993 (age 23) in Mullingar, Ireland. That's basically all I wrote about him.

So now we have Liam Payne, he was born August 29th, 1993 (age 23) in England. And I guess he is friendless, that's what I have in my notes anyways, I wrote them a month ago, I can't remember anything longer than two seconds because that's about all the time I gave it my attention, but who cared about me. Now, moving on to probably all you lady's favorite... Harry Styles! Omg he is like the hottest! He only looks like a hobo 99.9% of the time!! Harry  was born on Feb. 1st, 1994. (age 22) He too was born in England, why did the British people come to America anyway? I did hear that British people think Americans are easily entertain. Its true dough.   now we will talk about Lois Tomlinson. He was born December 24th, 1991 (age 24) He is a father and not married. He was born in England. Now on a serous note, Lois' mother, Johannah Deakin, passed away recently,  she was only 43. She was diagnosed with an aggressive form of Leukemia early this spring, she was a mother of seven, and she worked as a midwife. She was also a grandmother to Lois' kid.

And now, sigh, Zayn Malik, my personal least favorite, I mean he wasn't any different from the rest, but then he dyed his hair blond and left his beard brown. (not that I'm  one to talk, half my hair is green) The one redeeming thing about Zayn is his light saber tattoo on his middle finger, it can glow! That's  pretty dope of you ask me. Zayn was born Jan. 12th, 1993. (age 23) And now  we have another one from England. The only thing i have left to say about him is he looks gross. That's what my notes say anyway.

Now moving on, five seconds of summer.
Ummm. I really have no idea who they are but, Wikipedia is out there for a reason, so I will report back. Someday. Maybe.

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