Michael talks like he is on drugs all the time. Like, HIIIIIIII GUYSSSSSSSSS!!! OW FUCK, ANYWAYS I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!! SHUT THE FUCK UP LUKE!!!

Calum talks like *looks down at his feet adorably and mumbles* so um hi guys, how ya doin? Yeah.....

Luke talks like a normal person, like Hello! My name is Luke Hemmings, I am from Sydney Australia!

*Ashton drum rolls*

This is how Ashton talks *says in a very high pitched voice and strong Aussie accent* AYE MATE!! OI, I AM ASHTON IRWIN! I TALK LIKE A KANGAROO, AND LOOK LIKE A KOALA!!! AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE! OI OI OI!