*logs on to YouTube to watch the Kub Scoutz new video* *sees there is now an official Homestuck YouTube channel*

Woah! Cool!
*goes to it*

What...
What is this???
What is this?!?
Why is this a thing???

I can't take this
I don't want to be sucked into the void of Homestuck with no return please don't do this to me ;-;
*start to drag me down into the void as the video progresses*
No
No...
No.
NO.
NO...!
NO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO