I took my diaries so seriously.

I thought I would one day publish them and become a bestselling author.. But Diary of a Wimpy Kid beat me to it. I've since moved onto more promising material, but maybe if I whip up the dull egg whites of my middle school dairy, I can produce something of some entertainment value. This is where I discovered my passion for writing, this is what I'm most comfortable writing about. Writing these anecdotes come as naturally as picking my nose.

If I'm ever gonna be passionate about a certain subject matter, it's this one.

As I said, I took these diaries very seriously...

I called them The Chronicles.

Littered throughout this story are my actual diary entries, along with titles and original grammar.