Greetings fellow earthlings, I have returned - and I come bearing some updates as a peace offering since I have vanished for approximately ten days in a row.

Everything is okay now, and my personal life is stabilizing. There is nothing to worry about, we will return to your regularly scheduled program momentarily, I can assure you. Thank you all for your patience and cooperation during this event.

I'm trying to be as formal as possible just to see if I sound cool while doing it. It's not working.

In shorter terms, I'm back my dudes. Sup.