Chapter two: Mutant fruit
Chapter two:
Nicky
"WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!!?!?!???!!!" I asked, shaking Jill hysterically.
"I HAVE NO IDEA!!" She answered, shaking me back.
Then she slapped me.
"CALM DOWN NICK!!" I slapped her back.
"I AM CALM!!!" She raised an eyebrow.
"Oh like you were any calmer." I snapped, looking out of the alleyway.
"I was." I snorted.
"Sure you where." We could've spent the whole day arguing, but then we heard a scream.
I quickly pulled out my katanas, and Jill pulled out her tomahawks.
"What was that?"
"More like wh......is that April?!" Jill followed my line of gaze.
We all know what April O'Neil looks like right? Well, whoever just happened to look like April was wearing a yellow jumpsuit, was tall, and looked like she was in her mid twenties or something.
"Nick, I have no idea..."
Anyway, "April" screamed as two leprechauns (at least, they looked like leprechauns) came up behind her.
"Should we help her?"
"I suppose so...." I said, jumping out of the alleyway.
However, some certain someone's decided to show their faces.
"We'll save you April!!" I looked up.
"The turtles?!" I shrugged.
"I guess so.....but why do they look so....so..."
"Weird?" Jill suggested. I nodded.
"TURTLE POWER!!" They chorused. I raised an eyebrow.
"I think I like BOOYAKASHA better." Jill nodded in agreement.
So, I'm pretty sure you can guess what happened. The "turtles" kicked major shell, and saved "April" from some leprechauns and a mutant banana.
Yea, you heard me. A mutant banana.
"Holy scoop!"
"Did she just say scoop?"
"Yes dear Jillian. Yes she did."
"I don't know what I'd do with out you guys."
"Probably get kidnapped by mutant fruit." I snickered.
"You guys mind if I do an interview? You guys may be my ticket to the big league!!"
"Is she asking to do an interview with them?"
"Yes Jill, yes she is."
"So what do we do now?" I shrugged.
"Intervene?" Jill nodded and walked out of the alleyway.
"Excuse me!! Excuse me!! Sirs?! Can I have your autograph?!" The guys looked up.
"Well, we really should be going..." "Leo" started.
"Raph" however looked off at something (pretend he's looking at you) and said
"Girls." I walked out and stood next to Jill.
"Who's he talking to?" I whispered. She shrugged.
"No idea." "April" looked at the guys.
"Please?! This could be my chance to make it to the big league!!"
"As long as you don't get attacked by mutant fruit." I added. Jill and I snickered. "Donnie" glared at us.
"Hey, that mutant fruit is no joking matter." I raised an eyebrow.
"Actually Donatello, it kind of is. Where we come from, we have way bigger threats than mutant fruit attacking people." "Donnie" frowned.
"Hey, how do you know my name?"
"Uh....well, let's see. Your wearing a purple bandana, you have a belt buckle that has the letter D on it, your using a Bo staff, and Nicky can read your mind." Jill said counting the things off with her fingers.
"Wow Dudette.....you can read our minds? Radical...." "Mikey" said. I nodded.
"Why don't we share stories?" "Leo" suggested. I nodded.
"Of course, we'll share them during the theme song." "Donnie" added. I frowned and looked at Jill.
"Theme song?" Jill and I asked in uison. They nodded.
"Theme song." Jill and I still had a look of disbelief on our face.
"Raph" again looked off at somewhere (or maybe someone?) and said
"Tourist."
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Sorry it's short!!
But hey, at least I update right?
Right?
Please say someone agrees with me.....
Anyway, this dimension is based on the 1990 series. Or the 199something series.
But yes, in that series, they (the turtles, April) know that they're on a show. That's why Raph breaks the fourth wall. Cause he talks to us
See, I did my research.
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