The quadrants are the four kinds of romantic interactions for trolls. A wriggler is a baby troll.

-- phoneGuy [PG] began trolling purpleMan [PM] at 07:45--

PG: ummmm, vincent?

PM: WHAT IS IT?

PG: i'm, uh

PG: don't hate me please

PM: WHAT?

PM: WHY WOULD I HATE YOU?

PM: OH, WAIT

PM: IS THIS THE FAMED FIRST TIME YOU EVER TROLLED ME

PM: BECAUSE I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY CAPS-LOCK KEY IS BROKEN

PM: I'M NOT ACTUALLY SCREAMING AT YOU

PG: oh, no, no! it's not the first time we talk.

PG: more like the... seventh? from my perspective.

PM: I LOST COUNT DAYS AGO.

PM: ANYWAY, SUP?

PG: um, yeah

PG: i might have...

PG: confessed my flushed feelings. to past you.

PG: and now he's angry.

PG: you're angry. yeah (confusing!)

PG: like, a lot.

PG: what should i do?!? }:-(

PM: WHAT

PM: OH, FOR THE LOVE OF

PM: HAVE YOU EXPLAINED THE QUADRANTS TO PAST ME YET?

PG: }:-?

PG: what do you mean?

PG: of course i haven't? because even wrigglers know about quadrants?

PM: OH MY

PM: BUT I'M NOT A WRIGGLER YOU DUMBASS

PM: I'M A HUMAN

PM: WE DON'T HAVE QUADRANTS

PG: you don't?!?

PM: OUR ROMANCE IS A LOT DIFFERENT FROM YOURS

PG: oh

PG: i guess i should have known

PG: i kind of created your world, after all, didn't i

PG: well, what do i do???

PM: OH GOD NOW I REMEMBER THAT CONVERSATION

PM: LOOK, AT THAT POINT IN MY TIMELINE I STILL HAD MY HEAD UP MY ASS.

PM: IF YOU EXPLAIN QUADRANTS TO ME IN THAT MOMENT YOU'LL JUST MAKE THINGS WORSE.

PM: LOOK, PATHETIC IS NOT A COMPLIMENT FOR HUMANS, SO JUST TELL HIM/ME IT'S NOT OFFENSIVE FOR TROLLS

PM: OKAY?

PG: eeeeeh??? i insulted you???

PG: sorry, i didn't mean to!!! }:-(

PM: DON'T WORRY

PG: i just wanted you to know my feelings...

PM: WELL NOW I DO, DON'T I?

PG: and?

PM:

PM:

PM: LOOK, NOW IT REALLY ISN'T THE RIGHT MOMENT

PM: MY FEELINGS ARE NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW

PM: DON'T DIE SKOTTR

PG: uh? when did i tell you my name?

PG: and what do you mean with "don't die"???

PM: BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR MORIAIL.

PG: uh? what's wrong with meng?

PM: I LOVE YOU.

PG: what? what does that mean?

-- purpleMan [PM] ceased pestering phoneGuy [PG] at 07:49--

PG: vincent???

-- purpleMan is now an idle chum--

When Scott confessed to Vinny, our dear grape was still in denial.
Not a homosexual my ass, Vinny, you're totally gay for phones.