Luna Terra & Kodax Croomkamp (Chompchomp) • 25 December 2017

The only day it ever snows in The Capitol is on Christmas. Giant flakes that look like they're made from cotton cascade from the sky and over an astounded populace. The ones that aren't shot down by glaring beams of light melt as soon as they land on the well-trodden streets.

Luna watches this from a board-room window and smiles to herself. Things have gone so well this season, she thinks. "So all the presents have been shipped out then? It's a wrap?" Lucien asks, summarizing her feelings, and drawing her back into the room. All of the staff are sitting around a table, some with piles of work before them, and others with mugs of hot cocoa and candy wrappers. "And they were all secret right?" Lucien continues.

With a gulp, Luna takes her seat. "Nobody suspects a thing," she says, sharing a sideways glance with both Kodax and Seamus. Ryn notices this and sips her sugar-laden tea with a degree of superiority. "Hey, you got to see them when distributing. You don't know the temptation!" Luna protests.

"Guys, guys, can we stop bickering and focus on what really matters?" Natela says, commanding the attention of the room. "Look at the people out there, they're having a spirited time. That's what Christmas is really all about."

Everyone turns around to look out the panel-glass window to see people reciting poems to each other, sharing memes and cat pictures, and obsessing over former tributes.

"Merry Christmas, everybody," Natela says. And then she turns to look directly into the camera, "And a special Merry Christmas to you!"

*

Hello to all of you lovely people! It's me, Luna (Kodax ChompChomp is currently somewhere dying in a hole, but he did write that little piece up there, so all the credit goes to him), and it's my pleasure to announce that this year's AG Secret Santa was a huge success! We received a wide variety of gifts including cute ecards, poems, graphics, a Moana script and more, I'm sure a number of you have been biting your nails as you wait to find out who it was that gave you your lovely little ecard or edit, and then there's those of you who've known since the gift assignments were sent out (Ryn, because she sent out the names, but I'm willing to bet Kodax snuck a peak when no one was looking... that lil ho). Whatever the case, we won't hold you any longer. Here are your Secret (maybe) Santas:

To: ShayTree (Shay)

From: MagmaKepner (Maggie) 

To: MagmaKepner (Maggie)

From: MyNameIsInigoMontoya (Katie)

To: MyNameIsInigoMontoya (Katie)

From: aceh3x (Ace)

To: aceh3x (Ace)

From: CAKersey (Carl)

To: CAKersey (Carl)

From: adonian (Karla)

To: adonian (Karla)

From: ShayTree (Shay)

To: CrocodileRocker (Croc)

From: yellowbillycat (Alan)

To: yellowbillycat (Alan)

From: shades0fgrey (Bella)

To: shades0fgrey (Bella)

From: annlu03 (Annie)

To: annlu03 (Annie

From: LightOfTheMooneh (Moon)

To: LightOfTheMooneh (Moon)

From: fiery-hallows (Clara)

To: fiery-hallows (Clara)

From: HannahFare (Hannah)

To: HannahFare (Hannah)

From: annie1loves1you (Annie)

To: annie1loves1you (Annie)

From: CrocodileRocker (Croc)

To: -Giraffe- (Lindsay)

From: -Raven- (Ray)

To -Raven- (Ray)

From: Olly_Olly_Oxen_Free (Oli)

To: -Giraffe- (Lindsay)

From: Olly_Olly_Oxen_Free (Oli)

How'd you do? Did you guess your Secret Santa? Be sure to give them a huge thank you sometime today.

With that, I'd like to wish all of you a Merry Christmas! Now, I better go—I have this extra sharp knife, and I've got myself a Kodax on the run. Better shove this into his throat before he finds the rest of the crew. *Salutes*

- Luna Terra, with a bloody, stabbed-to-death, somehow still green (oMG he's red and green like Christmas!!) Kodax Chompchomp