"So, this bitch you're with can't even cook eggs? And he put his bacon in the microwave? Even I know that bacon is best on the stove where it gets nice and crispy!" Jimin said while crossing his arms over his chest.

I sighed. "Okay, so he can't cook. But he attempted to, which means a lot."

Jimin shrugged, leaning back into his chair. "And he's still training Yeontan?"

"When he has time, yes. And that's good enough for me considering he's no longer charging me."

"Damn. Free dog training and a boyfriend? I'm jealous."

I laughed, taking a bite of the fresh batch of cookies on the coffee table. Opening my mouth to speak, I heard the front door open. The sound of Jungkook's keys hitting the table by the door brought a smile to my face.

"Tae? Butterfly, I'm home." Jungkook spoke softly, knowing the space wasn't big enough to warrant a loud voice.

"Holy shit! He calls you butterfly? That's fucking adorable!" Jimin squealed, right as Jungkook entered the living room. My boyfriend raised an eyebrow at the unexpected guest.

With a sigh, I stood up, pecking Jungkook's cheek. "Jungkook, this is my best friend, Jimin. Excuse his mouth. He's.... a fanboy."

Jungkook chuckled and extended a hand for Jimin. "Nice to meet you, Jimin. Tae talks about you a lot." The males shook hands.

"As he should!" Jimin flamboyantly flipped his imaginary long hair behind his shoulder.

I gave Jungkook a nervous smile. "So, um, hope him coming over isn't a problem."

"Not at all, dear. It's your apartment as much as it is mine." Jungkook pinched my waist. "But if he makes a move on you, we'll have a problem."

Jimin laughed loudly. "No worries. If I've gone this long without making a move, I'm never going to make one towards Tae."

Jungkook nodded. "Are you into men?"

I looked at my boyfriend with raised eyebrows. He merely looked at me with a serious expression.

"I'm Demisexual," my best friend admitted with a shrug. He took a cookie off the plate before sitting back down on the couch.

"Oh. That's pretty cool!" Jungkook smiled. "Well, you two have fun. I smell like dogs so I'm going to go take a shower." He pressed his lips against my temple before leaving to the bedroom, shutting the door behind him.

I gave Jimin a nervous look, waiting for my best friend to say he hates him, as he has done with anyone I've ever been interested in.

I watched him eat the entirety of the large cookie before wiping his mouth and removing crumbs from his clothes.

"Jiminie? You're worrying me. What do you think of Jungkook so far?"

Jimin sighed, taking a sip of water before giving me a small smile. "I like him a lot for you, Tae. I can see why you like him so much."

I exhaled, sitting down next to my best friend and giving him a hug. "I'm glad you like him because he really could be the one."

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I'm alive I swear