The signs when a page/website takes forever to load
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Aries: STUPID PHONE! *throws onto floor and jumps on it* *immediately hates themselves afterward*

Taurus: *eats some pretzels while they wait*

Gemini: NOOOO!!! INSTAGRAM, WHY HAVE YOU FAILED MEEEEE?!?! NNNEEEERRRR!!!!

Cancer: *waits patiently*

Leo: *throws phone across room and storms off in anger*

Virgo: NOOOOO!!!! WIFI, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!?!?? WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!

Libra: *cries*

Scorpio: *prays to the wifi gods to load the page* *sacrifices someone in order to please them*

Sagittarius: MOOOM!!! GET OFF FACEBOOK, UR USING UP ALL THE WIFIIIII!!!!

Capricorn: UUUUGGGGHHHH!!! Not again!!!! *chucks phone against wall* *phone bounces off wall and hits eye* AHHHHH!!!! WHY DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN TO LEO?!?! WHAT IS GOING ON?!?! *hops backwards, holding eye* *falls down stairs* GAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! WHY LEO?!? WHYYYYY?!?!

Aquarius: *refreshes so much it doesn't even have time to load so they throw phone out window* *phone hits a car* *car crashes* YOU SHOULD HAVE LOADED TUMBLR!!!!! NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!!

Pisces: *is Scorpio's sacrifice unknowingly* *goes to Scorpio's house* Hey Scorpio! Where is it? What? You said you had frostbite! What is that altar for?.....AHHHHHH!!!!
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Okay guys, not funny anymore! NEED SOME REQUESTS!

Pwetty pwease?

Fine. Be that way.

NO XO's FOR YOU!!!

-Rascal