So I was at a play ground some days ago, I was there because my friend dragged me there- anyways there was a baby there, and if you don't know I dislike babies.

I was sitting kinda close to it but not too close and I sware to ✨Jesus✨ I heard someone say 'Yeah, it does look like he has yellow eyes'  

Hold da eff up- someone get some holy water, there's a demon-

(actually my first thought was Sky-)