Wow, neighbors

thanks for the gift......?

Yep, that dead deer totally makes our road look nice.

.-.)

That... dead rotting carcass... Yep it looks fabulous on our road.

You could get us a better Christmas present by paying that fine... 

I mean if we really wanted to we could get your dog killed, but we are giving you a chance.  .-.)

A really big chance...

.-.) Oh well I'll be over here...