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This is Phandom, filled with tons of fans

Who are hardcore shippers of Dan and Phil

Except for me, I am just a fan

Who joined and will never be seen again,

Oh (x12)


(This is the fangirl's life, this is the fangirl's life 2x )

Their fangasms and screams from their lungs, just from Dan and Phil having physical contact

But they haven't seen the best of us yet

Goodbye life i've joined the Phaaaaaaaaaaandom

Goodbye life I've joined the Phaaaaaaaaaaandom

Cause I have no social life or anything else

The fear of fangirling too much

And truth be told, who even needs friends?

The fear, the fear of fangirling too much