Literal thing that just happened.

Me: *sidles up to the "Wendip" couple at my school and puts my arm around "Wendy"* if you're Wendy and you're Dipper, can I be Mabel?

"Wendy": of course!

"Dipper": I thought that was predetermined.

"Wendy": do you have any ugly sweaters?

Me: *is wearing adorable blanket sweater* yes

I'm the best third wheel ever guys