This one's for all the (dear dirty) peeps out there who's ever asked me why I started writing smut,

The answer is simple, and surprisingly, it's not to help you help your (future) man better nut.

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There are few things in life that makes me truly happy, and it probably will your man (wife), too;

You (I) like it when shit gets hot, steamy and dirty, and I... well, darling if you only knew.

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'I didn't (eat) choose dirty, dirty chose me' - bullshit.

I wake up every morning with another story in my head (ass) that's gonna make those legs of yours split.

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Cocky much? Watch me give a (giant) damn.

I have fun with what I do, I can write (lick) whatever I want, even if it ruins your jam.

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The important part to remember though, is that these stories are just for fun; what you see is not always what you'll get, (from me)

They won't keep you warm at night, but they will keep you wet.