Father Times swinging his wrecking ball

not doing me any favors at all

hair dye doesn't hide the wrinkles

there's no magic dust I can sprinkle

the gym isn't carving me a six-pack

my love handles prominent front and back

smoking has played its part

leaving its own special art

creams may cause a delay

but can't forever hold him at bay

Father Times swinging his wrecking ball

Embrace it, enjoy, stand tall