Dear loved one,

My sister is throwing a party at our house. Of course you know that, you're helping her. She's taking full advantage of our parent's one week absence. I think I'll stay upstairs in my room. Partying is really not my scene. I'd rather drown myself in Shakespeare and Wordsworth. I like them, just so you know. But I know you wouldn't care, you never have. You never will.

Seeing you from afar, as always.