You should be happy.

I'm not.

You should feel appreciated.

I don't.

You should smile.

I don't.

You should feel blessed.

I don't.

You need to cheer up.

I can't.

You shouldn't cry.

I do.

You shouldn't drink.

I do.

You shouldn't smoke.

I do.

It's just a phase.

Is it?

It's just depression.

Oh.

You can't be sad.

Yeah.

Someone else has been through worse.

Yeah.

You're overreacting.

Yeah.

Are you asking for attention?

No.

Then stop.