"Last time on Total Drama Minecraft Returns, the mobs had to eat as many pies as they could. Haylee ate over half of her team's pies, and her team finished first. But, the real challenge was getting all nine teammates to complete a hundred-block dash first. Almost all the Screaming Zombies ate way too much pie, and they couldn't finish the race. The Killer Creepers won for once, and much to Jamey's delight, the Screaming Zombies voted off Haylee. What crazy challenge will the mobs do today? Find out right now, on Total Drama Minecraft Returns!" Herobrine said.

~~~

Killer Creepers (9): Ory, Wooly, Cluck, Ech, Stella, Wilbur, Sherry, Jack, Pola

Screaming Zombies (8): Jamey, Kain, Moolissa, Jesse, Chloe, Cocoa, Colton, Lloyd

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KC

Yelling was heard from the other side of the wall. Jack groaned in his bed.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Wilbur asked with a yawn. "To yell at someone for assuming their gender."

Wooly chuckled a little, his face in his pillow. It was still early morning, but Cluck had woken everyone up.

Ech was silent in his bed, staring at the ceiling.

An odd rumbling noise was suddenly heard. Jack and Wooly lifted their heads up and looked around, confused.

"Oh boy. That pie from yesterday is still disagreeing with me," Wilbur said. He got to his feet and ran towards the door.

But when he tried opening it, the door didn't budge.

"Huh. That's knobby," Wilbur said half-heartedly. "It won't open."

"What?" Jack asked. He stood up and walked over, and tried opening the door. It still didn't move.

"Maybe it's a pull door," Wooly suggested from his bed, even though they all knew it wasn't a pull door.

Jack tried pulling on it anyway, with no result.

"Have I ever told you you're adoorable?" Wilbur asked Jack.

"Ew," Jack replied, and he walked back to his bed. "Who do you think locked us in?"

"Probably Herobrine," Ech spoke up.

"Oh hi, Ech," Wooly said. "Forgot you were on this team."

Ech sighed.

"So, uh...my stomach is having problems, but I can't get to the outhouse," Wilbur said. "What do I do?"

Jack shrugged. "Hold it in. If we're trapped in here, I don't want it smelling like pig poop."

***

KC

"Do you remember the form we had to fill out to sign up for this show?" Cluck asked the girls' cabin. It was early morning, but she was already awake.

"Yes," Sherry answered. Ory groaned an affirmative. Stella and Pola did not answer.

"Well guess what the first question was?!" Cluck asked.

Ory grumbled something into her pillow.

"What was that?" Cluck asked.

"'What is your gender?'" Ory said after lifting her head.

"Correct! And the only two options were 'male' and 'female'!" Cluck exclaimed.

Ory dropped her face back into her pillow. Sherry was knitting something. Pola was facing the other way in her beds.

"So what did you put?" Stella, who was facing Cluck, asked.

"I didn't fill out that part! My gender wasn't on there, so I didn't answer!" Cluck exclaimed proudly.

"Then how did you get into the show?" Ory mumbled into her pillow.

"Herobrine must have realized his mistake and allowed it," Cluck replied. Ory snorted at this.

"Do you really think Herobrine looked at those forms?" Stella asked. "I can guarantee you he took them and didn't even glance at them."

"He better have looked at them," Sherry said. "They include my son's allergy information."

"Hate to break it to you, but Herobrine doesn't care," Stella replied.

Sherry stood up. "Well I'm going to make sure he knows of all my baby's allergies." She walked towards the door and tried opening it.

It didn't budge.

"Huh. That's odd," Sherry said. She tried opening it again, but it still did not move.

"Did he lock us in here?!" Cluck asked. "It's because I'm a different gender, isn't it?"

Sherry tried pulling on the door. It still did not budge. "Herobrine! I need to check on my son! Please open the door!"

No response.

"He must hate nonbinaries! This is oppression! This is prejudice! This is..." Cluck continued ranting.

Ory groaned into her pillow.

***

SZ

"We need to step up our game, guys," Kain said. "We're down a player now, so the other team has an advantage."

"Unless it's a challenge where we have to finish something first. Then we have an advantage because there's less of us that have to finish," Cocoa replied wisely.

"I'm all for discussing strategy and whatnot dudes, but can we do this in the morning? It's like 8am," Lloyd said from his bed.

"8am is the morning," Kain replied.

"Wha? Nah dude, that's like late night. Morning is like 3pm," Lloyd said.

"Do you have any concept of time whatsoever?" Jesse asked.

"I mean, not really," Lloyd answered. "I just kinda go with the flow." He spat into the air, and his saliva landed on Kain's face.

"Gross," Kain exclaimed, wiping it off. "Why can't you start caring about things?"

Lloyd shrugged.

Colton tried to stand up, but he was tangled in his bedsheets. He stumbled into Jesse's bed once again.

"Watch it, you klutz," Jesse growled.

"Sorry, sorry!" Colton exclaimed. He stumbled away from him and into Cocoa's bed.

"Careful," Cocoa said.

"Sorry!" Colton apologized again. He finally managed to straighten himself. "I just have to go to the bathroom," he mumbled.

He tried opening the door, but it wouldn't budge. He raised an eyebrow and pushed harder, but it still didn't move.

"Uh, I think the door is locked," Colton said.

"That's impossible," Kain replied. "Wooden doors don't lock."

Colton tugged on the door to prove his point.

"It's probably just because you're incapable of doing anything," Jesse said. He got up and walked over to the door.

Jesse tried pushing the door open. It still did not move.

"Huh. Yep, it's locked," Jesse said to his teammates.

"What are we gonna do?" Cocoa asked with a hint of worry in his voice.

"I didn't want to go anywhere anyway," Lloyd replied with a shrug.

"This is probably just part of the challenge," Kain said. "We just have to wait here until Herobrine opens the doors again."

Colton went back to his bed, tripping on his own feet on the way.

***

SZ

"This cabin is so much more peaceful without that blabber mouth horse," Jamey said happily.

"True," Moolissa replied.

Chloe was silent in her bed.

"Welp," Jamey said. "Now I have nobody to argue with. I'm gonna go find Jesse."

She stood up and walked to the door. She tried to open it, but it wouldn't budge.

"And the door is locked," Jamey said. "Great."

"Why is it locked?" Moolissa asked.

Jamey shrugged. "Probably another of Herobrine's tricks."She plopped back down on her bed.

***

"I see you all have discovered the next challenge," Herobrine's voice was heard. "Whichever team gets all of its members out of their cabin first wins. The other team will be sending someone home."

Herobrine teleported back to his mansion and sat in a recliner. He put his feet up, turned on the television, and sipped something in a mug.

***

KC

"All we have to do is break through a window," Jack scoffed. He charged towards the glass.

When he collided with it, the window did not break. Instead, Jack just fell to the ground.

"That window just kicked your glass," Wilbur pointed out.

"I'm gonna kick your glass in a second," Jack growled.

"Try throwing something at it," Wooly suggested.

Jack picked up a chair and threw it at the window. The chair bounced off and hit a lamp, smashing it to pieces.

"De-lightful," Wilbur laughed.

Ech flew up to the ceiling and studied it. He tried breaking a block, but it wouldn't break. Herobrine must have put some spell on the blocks.

***

KC

"Now I'm trapped in here with a bunch of females?" Cluck exclaimed. "I can't do this!"

"You don't have to if you find the way out," Ory pointed out.

"Why are you making me do it?!" Cluck asked. "Is it because I'm nonbinary?! Is it because..."

The chicken continued rambling on. Meanwhile, Stella was studying the walls, looking for any imperfections that could be a hint of escape. Pola just listened to Cluck's rant. Sherry sat staring at the wall connecting them to the boys' cabin sadly.

"There's gotta be something," Stella muttered to herself.

Ory twitched.

***

SZ

"This shouldn't be too hard. All we have to do is ram something into the door," Kain said.

"What are we gonna use for that?" Cocoa asked. "A bed?"

"That's the biggest thing we got," Kain replied with a shrug. "Help me pick this up."

"That's a stupid idea," Jesse muttered. "Do you really think slamming a bed into a door is gonna do anything?"

"It's worth a shot," Kain replied. He and Cocoa tried lifting a bed, but it was heavy. They dropped it after two steps.

"Let's get the one closest to the door to make it easier," Kain suggested. "Get up, Lloyd."

"Nah man, I'm comfy here," the llama replied without looking at Kain. He was laying on his back in his bed, which happened to be the closest one to the door.

"Get up or we'll ram you into the door," Kain ordered.

"Go ahead, dude," Lloyd said.

Kain shrugged. He and Cocoa lifted the bed with Lloyd still in it. He had his eyes closed, and didn't react.

They threw the bed into the door, but it just fell to the ground and knocked Lloyd off of it.

"I told you it wouldn't work," Jesse sneered.

"Hey guys?" Colton asked.

"It would have worked if Lloyd here wasn't on the bed," Kain said, ignoring Colton.

"It's my bed, man," Lloyd retorted.

"Guys," Colton said.

"Let's try it again," Cocoa suggested.

"It's not gonna work," Jesse said.

"Maybe if you help it will!" Kain exclaimed.

"Dudes, why can't you use a different bed?" Lloyd asked.

"Guys!" Colton shouted.

The four guys looked at the mule. He was standing where Lloyd's bed had been.

On the wall was a lever.

***

SZ

Jamey threw herself against the door. Nothing happened.

"Welp. I don't know. Herobrine probably put some trick in here to open the door," the skeleton horse said.

"We should search around the cabin," Moolissa replied. "Wanna help, Chloe?"

"Sure," Chloe agreed quietly.

The three girls started looking around the cabin.

Chloe looked under the beds. Moolissa checked the windows. Jamey stared at the ceiling.

Chloe rolled out from under the bed and accidentally ran into Jamey.

"Watch where you're going, will ya?" Jamey growled.

"Sorry," Chloe squeaked. She rolled back under the nearest bed, even though she had already checked it.

"Was the window always this wide?" Moolissa wondered aloud.

"Yes," Jamey answered.

"Are you sure? I thought it was smaller," Moolissa said.

"The size of the window didn't change, idiot," Jamey replied.

Before Moolissa could reply, Chloe spoke up from underneath another bed.

"Guys? There's a lever down here."

***

KC

"Oh man, I really gotta go," Wilbur complained.

"You need to hold it in!" Jack ordered. "This cabin smells bad enough already."

"^" Wooly agreed.

"What?" Jack asked.

"What?" Wilbur asked.

What

"What?" Ech asked.

"Oh hey, Ech. When did you get here?" Wooly asked.

Ech sighed. "I found a lever."

"Where?" Wooly and Jack asked at the same time. Wilbur was busy hopping back and forth.

"Under that bed," Ech answered.

***

KC

Cluck was still rambling on about her gender and oppression. Ory was near her bed, twitching.

"Uh oh," Stella said, noticing Ory.

"What?" Pola asked quietly.

"Last time Ory twitched a lot, the Killer Bunny came out," Stella whispered.

"That danger better not return," Sherry said after overhearing Stella.

"And children all over the world are forced to choose between being male or female for basic activities! Even school! That is just like how I'm being forced to do things with females, which are not my gender!" Cluck ranted.

"That's it!" Ory screamed, her eyes turning red. She leapt at Cluck.

***

SZ

"Pull it," Jesse said.

"Right now?" Colton asked.

"Yes, right now! I bet it's the way out of here!" Kain exclaimed.

Colton nodded. He pulled the lever.

***

SZ

"Pull it," Jamey said.

"Right now?" Chloe asked, still under the bed.

"Yes, right now! I bet it's the way out of here!" Moolissa exclaimed.

Chloe nodded. She pulled the lever.

***

SZ

The wall in between the Screaming Zombies' boy and girl cabin disappeared. The guys and girls could now see each other and walk over to each other. It was basically one large cabin now.

Except one strip of the ceiling, where the wall had connected to, was empty air.

"There's our escape!" Kain exclaimed. "Come on, everyone!" He started pushing beds so they could climb to the roof. The others, except Lloyd, moved to help.

***

KC

"Did you try pulling the lever?" Wooly asked Ech.

"Yes. It didn't do anything," the bat replied.

"You didn't pull it right. Let me try," Jack said. He shoved the bed aside.

Wilbur suddenly groaned very loudly. "I'm sorry guys, I really gotta go!" He ran to the back of the cabin and started making grunting noises.

"Oh, gross!" Jack yelled.

"Ew," Wooly added.

"Just pull the lever so we can get out of here," Ech said.

Jack pulled the lever.

***

Ory was relentlessly attacking Cluck, who was shrieking about it being about her gender. Sherry was yelling at them to stop because it was a danger to her child. Stella was trying to break up the fight.

The Killer Bunny thrashed Cluck into a wall. They came close to Pola, so she backed up.

As she did, she accidentally pulled a lever.

***

KC

The wall separating the Killer Creepers' boy and girl cabin disappeared. The guys could now see the girls, fighting and yelling. The girls could see the guys, looking extremely surprised. A terrible smell came from their side.

But, a strip of the ceiling where the wall connected to was empty air.

"Uh...hi?" Wooly said.

"The Screaming Zombies win!" Herobrine suddenly announced. "All of their members just climbed through the roof! Literally! Killer Creepers, go vote for who you're sending home!"

~~~

Ory's Confessional (KC)

"Oh my Notch...I snapped. I went back to that monster Killer Bunny! Oh Notch, that was bad...it was Cluck's fault, though! Nothing she does helps our team! I'm voting her off before I get even angrier at her."

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Cluck's Confessional (KC)

"That rabbit tried to kill me! Just because I don't identify as a female?! That was uncalled for, and probably illegal! I'm voting off that rabbit before she actually kills someone."

~~~

Wooly's Confessional (KC)

"We did agree on Cluck, so..."

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Sherry's Confessional (KC)

"I knew she was really still the Killer Bunny! We need to get rid of her before she injures my son!"

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Wilbur's Confessional (KC)

"I wish I could have came here earlier...but instead I left a huge mess on the floor in our cabin. Oops. Or should I say, poops! Anyway, I'm voting the chicken."

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Pola's Confessional (KC)

"She's still the Killer Bunny? We can't have someone as dangerous as her on our team..."

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Jack's Confessional (KC)

"Notch, Wilbur is disgusting! I'm voting him off for what he did."

~~~

The nine Killer Creepers sat on logs in front of the blazing campfire once again. Herobrine appeared, a plate of eight brown mushrooms in hand.

"You all know how this works by now, because you lose so much," Herobrine said. "If I call your name and toss you a mushroom, you are safe."

"Wooly."

"Stella."

"Jack."

"Sherry."

"Ech."

"Pola."

"Wilbur."

It was now down to Cluck and Ory. Ory looked around nervously. Cluck looked ready to burst.

"The last mushroom goes to..."

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"Ory."

The bunny breathed a sigh of relief.

"Cluck, you're going h--"

"YOU WHAT?!" Cluck screamed. "YOU VOTED ME OFF BECAUSE I DON'T IDENTIFY AS ONE OF THE TWO 'NORMAL GENDERS'?! YOU'RE ALL SUCH--"

Before she could say anything else, she and Herobrine disappeared.

***

Cluck reappeared in the Catapult of Shame. Herobrine appeared next to her.

"This isn't fair!" the chicken yelled. "This is oppression towards nonbinaries! I'm suing you!"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever," Herobrine waved that away. "I have a question. What happened to being a feminist?"

"A what?" Cluck asked.

"Ya know, back when you wer--I mean when you identified as a female, you said things like 'all men are pigs' a lot, and you thought females were superior. But you just attacked someone because you were forced to hang out with females. What am I supposed to do here?" Herobrine asked.

"I have no idea what you are talking about," the chicken said, but it was clear she did.

"Whatever," Herobrine replied. He pulled the lever.

Cluck screamed as she shot off into the night.

***

"What more do I have in store for the mobs? Will Todd stop being lazy and update this book every week? Or will he continue with every other week? And will Todd stop being lazy again and actually think of questions for this teaser? Probably not. Join us next time, on Total Drama Minecraft Returns!" Herobrine said.

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Tbh I'm really sorry for not updating this every week. I try to, but I can never finish in time and I'm always busy and tired

We'll see what happens next week.

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