"Last time on Total Drama Minecraft Returns, the mobs competed in a tennis tournament. Because of a forfeit and a trick, Wooly and Ory played Cocoa and Moolissa in the final round. Moolissa missed every ball, so the Killer Creepers won. Jamey and Jesse wanted Moolissa eliminated, and told everyone to vote off the 'ugly cow'. The mobs thought they were talking about Cocoa the cow, and Cocoa was eliminated. What crazy challenge will the mobs do today? Find out right now, on Total Drama Minecraft Returns!" Herobrine said.

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Killer Creepers (8): Ory, Wooly, Ech, Stella, Wilbur, Sherry, Jack, Pola

Screaming Zombies (7): Jamey, Kain, Moolissa, Jesse, Chloe, Colton, Lloyd

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KC

"Where does Wilbur keep going?" Wooly asked as the pig walked out of the boys' side of the cabin.

Jack shrugged. "Not my problem."

"I thought you two were friends?" Wooly asked.

"Nobody here is my friend," Jack replied. "And Wilbur's puns are really annoying. That's why I eliminated him last season."

"Are you gonna do that again?" Wooly asked.

"Probably," Jack replied. "Would you vote for him with me?"

"Sure," Wooly replied. "I don't think two votes is enough, though. Who else will we get?"

"The girls are our only other option," Jack pointed out. "I'll talk to some of them later."

Ech sighed.

~~~

Ech's Confessional (KC)

"I guess I could start using this to my advantage, but it's kinda...sad, ya know? Nobody even acknowledges I exist."

~~~

SZ

"I'm glad Cocoa is gone," Jesse said.

"You didn't even want him out," Colton replied. "You wanted Moolissa to be gone."

"I wanted both of them gone," Jesse said with a shrug. "And I want all of you gone, too."

"Same, dude," Lloyd chuckled from his bed. He spat into the air, and the spit landed on Kain.

"You're disgusting," Kain growled. He wiped the spit off him.

~~~

Lloyd's Confessional (SZ)

"When a llama's gotta spit, a llama's gotta spit. Wise words from my grandfather, dude."

~~~

KC

"Alright, hold the phone!" Wilbur yelled as he burst into the girls' side of the cabin. "Heh. I'm funny."

"You cannot just barge into our room like that," Sherry said. "What if we weren't fully clothed?"

"Aren't we always naked?" Wilbur asked. "Anyway, I'm here on important business."

"What business?" Ory inquired.

"Did you not just hear my pun?" Wilbur sighed. "You must be playing."

Ory paused. "Was...that a pun for something?"

Wilbur ignored her. He had already laid down on the floor near Stella and Pola's beds.

"Did you figure out the password?" Wilbur asked.

Stella shook her head. "There are literally millions of possibilities."

"That's quitter talk," Wilbur replied. "Have you tried all the things Tac likes?"

Pola nodded. "Starbucks, wifi, Mobstagram, phone, selfies."

"But there could be any combination of numbers after those words," Stella said. "This is hopeless."

"Give me the phone," Wilbur ordered. Pola handed it to him.

Wilbur snatched it out of her hand. He inspected the password field, and started pressing random keys on the keyboard. He did that so many times that a message showed up on the screen.

"Too many failed password attempts. Try again in an hour," Wilbur read aloud. "Oh, come on!"

"Don't get too hung up on it," Stella said with a small smile.

Wilbur glared at her.

~~~

Wilbur's Confessional (KC)

"What does she think she's doing? Puns are my thing!"

~~~

SZ

Moolissa stirred from her beauty sleep. She opened her eyes.

Standing over her was a bony skull.

Moolissa shrieked, causing Jamey to flinch back and Chloe to jump.

"What are you doing?!" Moolissa exclaimed.

"Glaring at you," Jamey answered simply.

"Yeah, but why?" Moolissa asked.

"Because you shouldn't be here," Jamey replied bluntly. "We told everyone to vote off the ugly cow. Why wouldn't they realize that's you?"

"Maybe because I'm not actually ugly," Moolissa suggested. "Maybe you and Jesse are the only ones that think that I am."

"Impossible," Jamey laughed. "You're the ugliest cow I've ever seen."

Moolissa rolled her eyes.

"Challenge time!" Herobrine announced.

~~~

Moolissa's Confessional (SZ)

"I already miss Cocoa so much. And Jamey is just adding to my depression."

~~~

The fifteen remaining mobs appeared in front of Herobrine in an empty area.

"Welcome to your next challenge," Herobrine said. "Your task is to perform a scene from a play for me! You can do whatever play you want, as long as your team agrees on it. Every mob on your team must have a part in the scene. The better play will earn that team immunity, and the other will be sending someone home. Any questions?"

"D-do we have to have a speaking role?" Pola asked shyly.

Herobrine started to shake his head, but then he changed his mind and nodded. "Yes. Every mob must say at least one line in their scene."

"You weren't gonna make us speak before," Stella spoke up.

"Well I am now," Herobrine replied. "You have one hour to prepare your scene. Begin!"

~~~

Wooly's Confessional (KC)

"I've never acted in a play before. Mostly because my mom won't let me. But it looks fun."

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Moolissa's Confessional (SZ)

"I've always wanted to be the lead role in a play! Oh, I hope we choose one that has a beautiful princess!"

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Pola's Confessional (KC)

"I really hope I don't have to say more than one line."

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Chloe's Confessional (SZ)

"Oh no. I have stage fright. I can't do this!"

~~~

KC

"We should do a scene from Little Shop of Horrors," Ory said. "I was the lead female role in that play a few years ago."

"That sounds scary, and my son is not allowed to see scary plays," Sherry replied. Wooly rolled his eyes.

"It's not actually scary," Ory said. "It's a comedy."

"Doesn't sound very comedic," Jack grumbled.

"You know what else is a comedy?" Wilbur asked. "My life!"

Crickets chirped.

"Oh, come on! Crickets don't even exist!" Wilbur exclaimed.

"Hey, Wilbur," Stella spoke up. "You made a pun this morning about plays."

Wilbur tilted his head at her. "Oh yeah. I did."

"How did you know the challenge was going to be about a play?" Pola questioned.

Wilbur shrugged. "I didn't. It must be a coincidence." He turned back around.

Stella and Pola looked at each other.

"Come here everyone, I'll explain the show," Ory said.

The Killer Creepers gathered around Ory.

***

SZ

"Can we do Beauty and the Beast?!" Moolissa blurted out right away.

"Why?" Jesse asked. "Your boyfriend is gone."

"That doesn't matter. I love Beauty and the Beast! It's my favorite romance," Moolissa replied.

"If we do that, you can't be Beauty," Jamey said. "You're too ugly!" Moolissa gasped.

"Who else is gonna do it?" Kain stepped in. "You?"

"Heck no!" Jamey exclaimed incredulously.

"Exactly," Kain replied. "And we all know Chloe won't do it."

Chloe shrank back a little and blushed in embarrassment.

"How 'bout we don't do Beauty and the Beast, then?" Colton asked.

"We've already wasted enough time," Kain said. "Let's just go with it. Who wants to be the Beast?"

"I will, dude," Lloyd volunteered.

Kain looked at him. "You sure?"

"Why would I not be, man?" Lloyd asked.

Kain shrugged. "No reason."

***

KC

"Who wants to be the lead male role, Seymour?" Ory asked after explaining the play.

Jack and Wilbur shook their heads. Ech was silent, but he was pretty sure nobody noticed him anyway.

"I'll do it," Wooly spoke up.

"Awesome!" Ory exclaimed. "There are two more male roles, and two more male contestants on our team! This is perfect!"

Ech sighed. "Three."

"Jack, you look more like a Orin kinda guy," Ory said. "So Wilbur, you can be Mushnik."

"Ew," Jack and Wilbur said together.

"Can I be Seymour's mother?" Sherry asked, looking at Wooly.

"Seymour's mom is dead," Ory replied. "You can be the voice of the plant, though."

"The plant eats my son, though!" Sherry exclaimed.

"You can make sure he doesn't get hurt when eating him," Ory suggested.

Sherry's eyes lit up. "Good idea!"

"Alright Stella and Pola, you two can just be extras," Ory said. "We'll find your one line later."

Stella and Pola nodded.

"Alright! Let's get started rehearsing!" Ory announced.

Ech sighed again.

***

SZ

"Who wants to be the candle thing?" Kain asked.

"I will be," Jamey said. "And Jesse will be the clock."

"I wanted to be the candle," Jesse whined.

"Fine. I'll be the clock, you can be the candle," Jamey replied, rolling her eyes.

"I'll be the bad guy," Kain said. "The one who tries to kill the Beast."

"Duuuuude," Lloyd chuckled.

"What should I be?" Colton asked.

"You can be an extra," Kain replied. "Just any household item that can speak. You too, Chloe."

Chloe nodded, not making eye contact with Kain.

"Let's start rehearsing," Kain said.

"Yes!" Moolissa exclaimed happily.

***

KC

"I'm a dentist?" Jack asked. "Gross."

"The dentist is mean to his girlfriend--" Ory started.

"Nice," Jack said.

"--which is me," Ory finished.

"Ew!" Jack exclaimed.

"But in the scene we're doing, Seymour kills you and feeds you to the plant," Ory said. "You don't have to kiss me or anything."

"Good," Jack replied.

"My son is not killing anyone," Sherry said. "That will put too much violence in his brain."

"Mom, have you seen the challenges on this show?" Wooly asked. "I'll be fine."

"What do I do?" Wilbur asked.

"You get to be eaten by the plant too," Ory answered.

"That'll knock my plants off!" Wilbur exclaimed.

Ory sighed. "Alright, Jack, you start over there."

Jack groaned and walked to where Ory was pointing.

"And Wooly, you're there," Ory said.

Wooly obediently walked to where she was pointing.

"Now, read your lines on page five," Ory ordered.

"So why are you pointing that gun at me, Seymour?" Jack said with no emotion in his voice.

"I...I..." Wooly said his lines with the correct emotion.

"Cut!" Ory exclaimed. "What was that, Jack?"

Jack shrugged. "I read my line."

"You need to feel the line, not just read it," Ory said. "Great job, Wooly."

Wooly grinned.

"Excuse me," Sherry said. "Did Jack say my son is pointing a gun at him?"

"Yes," Ory answered.

"I will not allow that!" Sherry exclaimed. "A gun is way too dangerous for a child to hold!"

"It will just be a prop, Sherry," Ory said. "And he doesn't actually use it. Remember?"

"I still don't like it," Sherry grumbled.

~~~

Jack's Confessional (KC)

"This acting thing sucks."

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SZ

"Come on!" Moolissa exclaimed with exaggerated terror. "They're coming to kill you!"

"Not cool, bros," Lloyd said. He and Moolissa ran up the stairs on the side of the stage.

"We must bar the doors!" Jamey exclaimed.

"For the Beast!" Jesse shouted. He and Jamey pushed at the prop doors. Colton and Chloe helped.

Kain pushed on the doors from the other side, but fell back because the others were blocking it. He stood up.

"Guys, you're supposed to all fall down when I push on it," Kain said.

"That makes no sense," Jamey replied. "There are much more of us than there are of you."

Kain sighed. "But you guys are household items that can't beat the strength of a real person."

"Never underestimate the power of a clock!" Jesse exclaimed dramatically.

Suddenly, Moolissa and Lloyd fell through the platform that was above them.

"Gnarly," Lloyd said.

"How did you break that?" Kain asked.

"She's too fat!" Jamey answered.

"No!" Moolissa protested. "It just randomly broke!"

"Because you're too fat," Jesse pointed out.

~~~

Moolissa's Confessional (SZ)

"I'm not fat! Right?"

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An hour passed. "Time is up!" Herobrine announced. "It's time to watch the first play. Killer Creepers, you're up!"

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Ory's Confessional (KC)

"Yeah, we're not ready. We're gonna lose."

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Wooly's Confessional (KC)

"My first ever performance! This is gonna be fun!"

~~~

Herobrine and the Screaming Zombies sat in the audience, waiting for the show to start. The curtain was closed.

"No distracting the actors, or I'll catapult you from here," Herobrine said to the Screaming Zombies.

They nodded. Jamey and Jesse rolled their eyes at each other.

"You may begin when ready," Herobrine said.

Ech flew onto the stage from behind the curtain.

"The Killer Creepers will be performing a shortened version of "Little Shop of Horrors"," the bat said.

"Who said that?" Moolissa whispered.

Ech flew back offstage. The curtain opened.

"Feed me!" Sherry exclaimed in a deep voice. She was covered in leaves.

"Does it have to be human?" Wooly asked frightfully. "Does it have to be mine?"

"Feeed me!" Sherry moaned. "There are plenty of people who deserve to die!"

"No! That's a very mean thing to say!" Wooly protested. "No one deserves to be eaten by a giant plant!"

"Surely there's somebody," Sherry replied.

There was a slightly long pause, like someone didn't know what to say next. But after a few seconds, Jack and Ory walked on stage.

"Get your sweater, and lets go!" Jack yelled in a monotone voice.

Ory exaggerated a flinch. "Okay!"

"'Okay', what?" Jack asked, still not changing his pitch.

"Okay, doctor!" Ory squealed. She hopped over to a sweater, picked it up, and she and Jack started to walk back offstage.

"You know what you have to do," Sherry said to Wooly.

"You're right. Hey, Orin!" Wooly called.

Jack turned around. "What's up, Seymour?"

"I think my plant needs to see a dentist," Wooly said. "She has a bunch of cavities."

Jack gasped, but he sounded bored. Ory looked slightly irritated by this.

"Of course I will inspect her!" Jack walked over to Sherry, even though he was supposed to run.

Sherry opened the leaves that were supposed to be the mouth of the plant. Jack stuck his head in. "I don't see any teeth in he--ahhhhhhhh."

Jack was supposed to scream, but he just made a bored sounding "ahh". Sherry 'gobbled' him up, and Jack walked off stage.

"I just got eaten," he pointed out before he exited.

While Jack was being eaten, Wilbur, Stella, and Pola had walked on stage.

"My Notch, Seymour!" Wilbur exclaimed. "I was showing these two nice ladies my store, but instead, they saw this! What do you have in store? Heh."

"What kind of monstrosity is that?" Stella asked.

"Did it eat that dentist?" Pola mumbled.

"Uh..." Wooly looked back and forth.

Suddenly, Sherry started laughing maniacally. Everyone looked at the plant as it started to grow.

"Run!" Wooly screamed in fake horror.

Everyone tried to run, but Sherry was too fast.

Well, that's what it would have been like. But, Sherry's plant leaves got stuck, so she couldn't move. Everyone had to move towards her to be eaten.

Sherry made gobbling noises as she 'ate' everyone.

The curtain closed. Ech flew out on stage.

"The end," he said.

Herobrine nodded. "Not bad. There were a few mistakes, but overall it was pretty good. Let's see if the Screaming Zombies can do better. You guys are on next!"

~~~

Ory's Confessional (KC)

"If we lose, it was all Jack's fault. He's such a bad actor!"

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Kain's Confessional (SZ)

"Their show was good, but I bet we could do better. As long as nothing goes wrong, we can win this."

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Moolissa's Confessional (SZ)

"I'm so excited! Time to put on an amazing show!"

~~~

Herobrine and the Killer Creepers sat in the audience, waiting for the next show to start. The curtain was closed.

"You may begin when ready," Herobrine said.

Colton stumbled onto the stage from behind the curtain. "We will be doing one of the final scenes of Beauty and the Beast."

He walked back to the curtain, and struggled to find the opening. When he did, he tripped through it, and a crash was heard.

After a few more seconds, the curtain opened. There was a door on one side, a staircase on the other, and a small balcony at the top of the staircase.

Moolissa and Lloyd entered through the doorway. "Come on! They're coming to kill you!" Moolissa exclaimed with exaggerated terror.

"Oh no, dude!" Lloyd said with less terror. "Up the stairs! They won't find us there, man!"

"Idiot," Jesse muttered, even though he was on stage.

"We must bar the doors!" Jamey exclaimed.

"For the Beast!" Jesse added.

The two of them, along with Colton and Chloe, pushed on the door. However, they set the door up on the stage the wrong way. So, when the four of them pushed on the door, it opened, and they all fell in a heap on the other side.

"Huh," Jesse said. "That was not supposed to happen."

"Idiot," Jamey muttered.

Colton tried to get up, but he slipped on someone and fell back down. Jesse yelped in pain. Colton repeatedly apologized as he tried to get up.

Kain entered the stage and saw the tangled heap of animals. He sighed.

At the same time, Moolissa and Lloyd fell through the balcony again. This time, they put a hole through the stage floor as well.

"That was awesome," Lloyd chuckled.

"She is too fat!" Jamey exclaimed.

"Whatever. I quit." Kain walked off the stage.

"The end," Chloe whispered.

"Wow. That," Herobrine paused.

The Screaming Zombies looked hopeful.

"Was terrible," Herobrine finished. "The Killer Creepers win! Screaming Zombies, go vote for who you want to go home."

~~~

Lloyd's Confessional (SZ)

"That green horse told us to vote off the ugly cow again. Like, he's already gone, so who am I supposed to vote for?"

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Moolissa's Confessional (SZ)

"That play did not go how I wanted it to go. If only Cocoa were here..."

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Jamey's Confessional (SZ)

"This time we'll get her."

~~~

The seven remaining Screaming Zombies sat on logs around the blazing campfire. Herobrine appeared, a tray of brown mushrooms in his hand.

"There are seven of you here today. But I only have six mushrooms. One of you is going home," Herobrine said. "If I call your name and toss you a mushroom, you are safe."

"Chloe."

"Kain."

"Colton."

"Jamey."

"Jesse."

It was down to Moolissa and Lloyd. Moolissa's eyes widened. Lloyd had his normal goofy grin.

"The last mushroom goes to..."

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"Lloyd."

"Nice," Lloyd said.

"Moolissa, you're going home," Herobrine said.

"What?!" Moolissa exclaimed. "Why? I performed so well!"

"Not when you fell through the balcony," Kain pointed out.

"Fatty!" Jamey and Jesse shouted together.

Moolissa pouted. Then, she and Herobrine disappeared.

***

Moolissa sat in the Catapult of Shame.

"Any last words, ugly cow number two?" Herobrine asked.

"I promised Cocoa I would win for him..." the mooshroom said sadly.

"Well, that didn't happen," Herobrine replied, and he pulled the lever.

Moolissa was flung off into the night.

***

"What more do I have in store for the mobs? Will Jack and Wooly get the votes to eliminate Wilbur? Will Kain ever get over Lloyd's laziness? And will anyone ever start noticing Ech? Find out next time, on Total Drama Minecraft Returns!" Herobrine said.

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Lmao remember last week when I was like "this chapter is in honor of me making the tennis team! :D"

Well, I had to quit the tennis team because I'm on tech crew for my school's musical. That's why this challenge is about a play lmao

My school is doing "Little Shop of Horrors", which is why I chose that for this episode. I was gonna do Romeo and Juliet for the other team, but idk how that goes and I didn't feel like watching something, so I just did Beauty and the Beast because I saw that movie recently

I wrote this episode btw. Three weeks in a row! Woo

Thanks for reading, and don't forget to vote, comment, and follow!

~Radishologist