Ok my first story in Germany.

Texas: Hey America You have to do a dare

America:NNNNNNOOOOOOO! Wait what kind?

Texas:YOU HAVE TO (Drum roll in the
Background). Go into Germany's history class and talk about American history.

America: ok

(Gos to a random history class)

America: Today class I am going to talk about the American history!

(Germany punches him back to America)

Germany: WRONG COUNTRY YOU IDIOT!