Dawnberry: *turns around* Oh. Didn't see you there. *whispers* Bluefeather, are we starting the show?

Bluefeather: *rolls eyes* Yes, sis. If you're too busy being a mouse-brain, I can start the sho--

Dawnberry: NOOOOO!! *clears throat* Hey guys, this is your favorite Truth and Dare show, coming back to you! We're gonna do it now and do it loud--

Bluefeather: LISTEN UP! THE FUTURE IS BULLETPROOF, THE AFTERMATH IS SECONDARY!

Dawnberry: Wrong show, Bluefeather. My Chemical Romance isn't even playing anymore.

Bluefeather: D:

Dawnberry: Anyway, MoleCherry takes the first dare! She dares Lionblaze to change his name to Justin Beiber and randomly sing his songs at one of the Gatherings!

Bluefeather: Bring him in!

*thrown in*

Lionblaze: Ugggggh. I was supposed to have a nice four-day weekend!

Dawnberry: Obviously, it's gonna get better! You have to change your name to Justin Beiber--

Lionblaze: OH MY STARCLAN!!!! *fangirls* Is he here? Can he sign my tail? My mouse? *holds up a mouse by the tail* He's called Pubert.

Bluefeather: You also have to sing his songs at the Gathering. And no, he isn't here, thank Christ.

Lionblaze: Good enough, I guess...

*teleports*

Onestar: QWLJJLIVDK;OHJKIJGFDTYIO WHY YOU GOTTA SHOVE FIRESTAR AND GRAYSTRIPE BRINGING US HOME IN OUR FACES??? THAT WAS MOONS AGO FHDJKEKJHJKKDFGHJKIJGHJ--

Lionblaze: *leaps up on Great Oak and flips hair he doesn't have*

Bramblestar: Lionblaze, you can't be up here!

Lionblaze: *in a super girly voice* Heeeeey guysss, my name is Justin Beiber and I'm here to sing a sooooong!!

Mistystar: Bramblestar, control your warrior!

Lionblaze: One less lonely giiiiiiirl... *twerks*

Jayfeather: Lionblaze, what did I tell you about smoking weed?

Bluefeather: Okay, while Lionblaze is doing his thing, MoleCherry also dared Leafpool to make dirt in every den!

Dawnberry: Bring her!

*thrown in*

Leafpool: I knew I'd end up here... Can I at least say goodbye to my parents?

Dawnberry: Aren't you flattering.

Bluefeather: You have to make dirt in every den, Leafpool.

Dawnberry: *snickers* Did you know the scent of it heals any emotional problems?

Leafpool: Really?! I'll try it!

*teleports*

Leafpool: *makes dirt in every den*

Hollykit: *looks at dirt* Mommy, what's that?

Cinderheart: *sleeping*

Hollykit: ...............................

Hollykit: *pokes it*

Bluefeather: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LIONBLAZE'S DAUGHTER IS SOOO GROSS, LIKE OMSC.

Dawnberry: XDDDD I bet Hollykit will thank us later, huh?

Bluefeather: Cinderheart is so going to sue us for permanently damaging her child!

Dawnberry: *laughs* Anyway, MoleCherry finally dares Hollyleaf to rise from the dead and start the zombie apocalypse.

Hollyleaf: *rises out of the floor* OOOOOOOOOH I'M A GHOOST!!

Fallen Leaves: *blushes* Hi, Hollyleaf.

Dawnberry: *whirls around and glares daggers* YOU HAD TOO MANY INTERVENTIONS IN THIKS SHOW, SERVANT. NOW TAKE HER AND THROW HER IN PROPERLY!

Fallen Leaves: Y-yes ma'am...

*thrown in*

Hollyleaf: So unnecessary. *sighs* Anyway, I'll do it.

*teleports*

Hollyleaf: *bites Jayfeather*

Jayfeather: ...Hollyleaf, what are you doing?

Hollyleaf: *still trying to bite him* Trying... to start... the... zombie... apocalypse. What are YOU doing?

Jayfeather: Feeling you being a nerd. *smirks*

Hollyleaf: *falls to her knees... do cats have knees?* HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEE?

Bluefeather: The final dare comes from AleTheCat, and she dares Squirrelflight to describe a waffle to Firestar. >:3 I'm gonna love this.

*thrown in*

Bluefeather: *whispers dare*

Squirrelflight: Oh yeah, try to get my pelt ripped off, will you? *walks up to Firestar*

Firestar: Squirrelflight? *points at hosts* Are they the devil?

Dawnberry: No, but we've been told we look alike.

Bluefeather: *smirks*

Squirrelflight: You know what's delicious? A waffle.

Firestar: O___O

Squirrelflight: It's, like, really good, and that golden brown color though--

Firestar: O_____O

Squirrelflight: Especially with syrup and butter, waffles are happiness!

Firestar: O_______________________________O YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR THE NEXT FIVE MOONS. YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE. *vanishes*

Dawnberry: *cracking up* Oooh, talk about daddy trouble!

Squirrelflight: *glares* Thanks to you! Can I leave?

Bluefeather: *waves fly swatter* Go.

Dawnberry: Anyway guys, that concludes this episode of Truth or Dare. If you have a truth or dare for any warrior cat of your choosing, leave it in the comments below! And--

Both: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!