Dawnberry: Hellllooooooo!! This is the amazing return of the amazing show with two FABULOUS hosts!

Bluefeather: Bet you didn't expect the fabulous part, did you?

Dawnberry: I like catching our audience off guard, Bluefeather. Anyway, we have some dares and truths to torture the Clans with!

Bluefeather: I can't wait.

Dawnberry: Me either! First off, BrambleTail dares Bramblestar to make out with Poppyfrost and tell her he loves her in front of Squirrelflight and Berrynose!

Bluefeather: Get them in!

*thrown in*

Berrynose: OW! My beautiful, beautiful tail!

Squirrelflight: You mean the little tail you have left?

Berrynose: Silence, woman!

Poppyfrost: What's a woman?

Bramblestar: Hello, you two. *waves at Dawnberry and Bluefeather* Are we having a tea party?

Bluefeather: A tea party of PAIN and HUMILIATION!!! *cackles*

Dawnberry: *whispers the dare to Bramblestar*

Bramblestar: *looks at Squirrelflight nervously, then at Poppyfrost* Poppyfrost...

Poppyfrost: Yeah?

Bramblestar: I... love you. *starts making out with her*

Poppyfrost: EWWWW!!!! *runs away*

Berrynose: Worst leader ever. You can't even make out with her right.

Squirrelflight: *sobs*

Dawnberry: *chases them out with the Xtreme Fly Swatter* I hope you're not gonna be with her on a patrol anytime soon, Bramblestar!!!

Bluefeather: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Berrynose even tried to one-up him!

Bluefeather: Next up, MoleCherry dares Bumblestripe to sing More Than This by One Direction to Dovewing in front of Tigerheart!

Dawnberry: Perfect. The Clans are at a Gathering right now.

Bluefeather: *claps* Servant, Bumblestripe.

*thrown in*

Dawnberry: Bumblestripe, you have to sing More Than This to Dovewing in front of Tigerheart.

Bumblestripe: *squeals* OH MY STARCLAN, ONE DIRECTION!!!

Bluefeather: Yes! Go now, while the Clan leaders are still speaking!

*teleports*

Rowanstar: Yes, yes, ShadowClan is soooo sophisticated--

Bumblestripe: *leads Dovewing to a rock near where Tigerheart is sitting* Dovewing... I need to tell you something. *is wearing a sparkly pink tutu*

Tigerheart: *overhears*

Bumblestripe: *screams* WHEN HE OPENS HIS ARMS AND HOLDS YOU CLOSE TONIGHT

IT JUST WON'T FEEL RIGHT

'CAUSE I CAN'T LOVE YOU MORE THAN THIS, YEAH

WHEN HE LAYS YOU DOWN

I MIGHT JUST DIE INSIDE

Mistystar: WHY ARE GATHERINGS ALWAYS LIKE THIS????

Onestar: Bramblestar, control your warrior!

Bramblestar: *is dancing to the beat*

Rowanstar: *ears are bleeding*

Bumblestripe: IT JUST DON'T FEEL RIGHT

'CAUSE I CAN'T LOVE YOU MORE THAN THIS

CAN LOVE YOU MORE THAN, THIS...

Tigerheart: *slaps Bumblestripe* YOU WANNA FIGHT FOR HER, BRO?

Bumblestripe: ONE DIRECTION FOR LIIIIFE!

Dovewing: Tigerheart, I can explain--

Tigerheart: Tomorrow, same time. Your little pelt is lucky that tonight is a Gathering.

Bumblestripe: I'M lucky? YOU'RE lucky!

Dawnberry: Alright, back to HQ!

Bluefeather: They better record that fight...

Dawnberry: I'll sue them if they don't. I also want somebody to go into the border stream, by WindClan territory. If not, I'll dislike.

Bluefeather: Hear, hear.

Dawnberry: MoleCherry also dared Firestar to wear crocs, and the Clan has to be like "WHAT ARE THOSE?!"

Bluefeather: Better make them pink sequin crocs, like Graystripe in Mama Tad's "Graystripe is Tacky."

Dawnberry: Bring Firestar in!

*thrown in*

Firestar: *collapses* WHYYYYY?

Dawnberry: Because we're awesome, that's why. Anyway, you have to wear these pink sequin crocs *throws them at him* and your Clan has to say WHAT ARE THOSE???????

Firestar: I know what these are. Pink sequin crocs.

Bluefeather: That's not the point.

*teleports*

Firestar: *walks into camp wearing the crocs* Hello, everybody!! I wanted to stop by so everyone can check out my new shoes. *poses*

Sandstorm: FIRESTAR!!!! *bawls with happiness*

Graystripe: Since when did cats wear shoes?

Dustpelt, Millie, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Whitewing, Daisy, Lionblaze, and Jayfeather: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE?????!!! *gestures wildly at crocs*

Everyone else except Sandstorm: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE???

Bluefeather: *suddenly appears* Hey, Firestar...

Firestar: *is crying* Yes, Bluefeather?

Bluefeather: *drops to knees and motions to crocs? What are those?!

Firestar: *sobs* Why does no one appreciate my crocs? *runs away*

Dawnberry: Get back here, Bluefeather! *drags him back* I hope he'll keep those crocs.

Bluefeather: I hope he burns them.

Bluefeather: Anyway, MoleCherry finally has a truth for Cherryfall!

Dawnberry: Bring her!

*thrown in*

Cherryfall: *spills her coffee from Starbucks* NOOOOOO!!! YOU MONSTERS! *points at Dawnberry and Bluefeather* I WAS DRINKING THAT!!

Dawnberry: Don't blame us, blame the servant.

Fallen Leaves: Hey.

Dawnberry: HOW MANY TIMES, SERVANT, DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STAY SILENT?? WE ARE RUNNING THIS SHOW, NOT YOU, MISTER!

Bluefeather: Do you WANT to turn into an Avox? We're not even in the Hunger Games world!

Dawnberry: Anyway, Cherryfall, a fan asks you a truth.

Cherryfall: What is it?

Dawnberry: She asks how it's like being Molewhisker's sister.

Cherryfall: *flips imaginary hair* Let me tell you, girl! He's always saying I shouldn't waste our prey for money for clothes and Starbucks coffee and stuff, and I'm like I AM A PART OF THUNDERCLAN, SO I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH OUR PREY! He's a little protective, too, since he thinks Mousewhisker has a crush on me, but I saw HIM making out with Lilyheart behind the warrior's den--

Bluefeather: Please, we don't want your life story.

Cherryfall: *glares* Basically, Molewhisker is cool and a nice brother sometimes, but other times he's just ridonkidonk.

Dawnberry: *waves Xtreme Fly Swatter* That will be all. Now, LEAVE!

Cherryfall: *shrieks and runs away* IT HAS BUG GUTS ON IT!!!!!!! EWWWW!!!

Dawnberry: Ay, ay, ay.

Bluefeather: Tell me about it.

Dawnberry: Anyway, AleTheCat dared Squirrelflight to make out with a Justin Beiber poster in front of Bramblestar. Well, she'll have her revenge, huh?

Bluefeather: Bramblestar and Squirrelflight are popular in this episode. Bring them in, along with a JB poster!

*thrown in*

Bramblestar: Oh, hey, Squirrelflight.

Squirrelflight: *silent*

Dawnberry: I see you two are happy campers, eh?

Bramblestar: *glares*

Bluefeather: *whispers dare in Squirrelflight's ear*

Squirrelflight: *sighs and pads to the Justin Beiber poster on the wall* Whatever. *starts making out with it*

Bramblestar: Um... Squirrelflight... what are you doing?

Squirrelflight: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, BRAMBLESTAR.

Bramblestar: O...kay... *looks at Dawnberry and Bluefeather* Am I supposed to be reacting to this?

Bluefeather: Aren't you already reacting to it?

Dawnberry: I expected some tears and dramatic accusations, yes.

Bramblestar: I can do that. *collapses* Oh, Squirrelflight, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEE? *starts crying*

Bluefeather: Okay, out, out! *shoos them away* We don't need to film a Soap Opera here!

Dawnberry: *hurls Justin Beiber poster after them* Take this with you! Hang it up in the warriors' den or something...

Bluefeather: *snickers* Anyway, _Swiftwing_ dared the servant, Fallen Leaves, to skip a show to see Dovewing with Hollyleaf present and catch it on tape.

Dawnberry: Well, that cannot be arranged. You see, Fallen Leaves is our servant, and will continue to be even after this show is long gone. *grins maniacally* He is under OUR order. *starts laughing hysterically*

Bluefeather: His spirit is forever tied to this place. He can NEVER skip a show.

Fallen Leaves: Help. D:

Dawnberry: SILENCE, SERVANT! We apologize, _Swiftwing_, but now you see why it can't be done, right?

Bluefeather: I think my sister is going mad...

Dawnberry: Nonsense, brother! Anyway--

Bluefeather: I WANT TO DO THE ENDING! You did the intro!

Dawnberry: BLASPHEMY.

Bluefeather: Anyway, guys, this is the end of Truth or Dare-Warriors--

Dawnberry: NOOOOO!!

Bluefeather: --and if you enjoyed it and have a truth or dare for any cat, please leave it in the comments section below! And--

Both: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!