Dawnberry: We're back from Arkansas!

Bluefeather: Not really...we just haven't updated in forever...

Dawnberry: Luckily, we have only one dare, and that's from kittykitty78!

Bluefeather: She dared Leafpool to join the Dark Forest, claiming she's madly in love with Tigerstar.

Crowfeather: *bursts through door* WHAT?!?!???!?!

Dawnberry: Nothing...O_O

Crowfeather: Oh. Because I thought I heard Bluefeather say Leafpool has to go to the Dark Forest, claiming she's madly in love with Tigerstar! *leaves*

Bluefeather: But that's what I-

Dawnberry: SHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSH!

Bluefeather: Fine! *Leafpool thrown in*

Leafpool: OW! He made me sprain my paw!

Dawnberry: Too bad you're not a medicine cat anymore, bee-brain.

Leafpool: Pardon?

Dawnberry: NOTHING.

Bluefeather: *whispers dare*

Leafpool: WHAT? No!

Dawnberry: Mr. Dog has been kinda starving...

Leafpool: Be chased, probably to death, or go to the Dark Forest for eternity?

Bluefeather: I'd like to see her die any way.

Dawnberry: Bluefeather! Shut your mouth for once!

Leafpool: I'd rather go to see the dog.

Bluefeather: As you wish. *locks her in*

Dawnberry: Until next time!

Both: BYEEEEEEE!

Leafpool: Goodbye life...