Dawnberry: GET THE KRACKEN, BLUEFEATHER!

Bluefeather: But why? Leafpool's all crazy and bloody...

Dawnberry: She has another dare today.

Leafpool: *screeches*

Dawnberry: Dog! STOP!

Dog: But--

Dawnberry: NO BUTS!

Leafpool: *crawls in*

Dawnberry: You can do the intro while I say--

Bluefeather: HeyguysthisismeBluefeatherthehotoneandthisisDawnberrytheuglierone!

Dawnberry: This dare is from kittykitty78...

Leafpool: THAT. DARK FOREST. BEAST.

Bluefeather: *whispers dare*

Leafpool:...That's a dare?

Dawnberry: Kitty says she's sorry.

Leafpool: That's...that's OK. I forgive you.

Bluefeather: I HATE happy moments! D:

Jayfeather: I'm with you.

Dawnberry: GET OUTTA MY SHOW!

Leafpool: Ah...um, okay.

*teleports*

News Tom: Leafpool went to a spa and actually got pretty for once--

Leafpool: HEY!!

News Tom: And then went on a date with Crowfeather. She got the extra delicious mice sided with warm vole, and the cleanest, purest water. Crowfeather just got a lousy pigeon. He had to pay for it, as well. Then Kitty made a speech about how she was sorry, then the audience watched as Ashfur got beaten up by some dogs--

Ashfur: I HATE YOU ALL!!!

News Tom: Then her enemies were locked up with wolves, dogs, badgers, and foxes. That was Kitty's first dare!

Dawnberry: That means more to go!

Bluefeather: Kitty dares Squirrelflight!

*thrown in*

Squirrelflight: Huh? Where? Where's Brambleclaw(star)?

Dawnberry: Doesn't matter! Throw in her mate and her ex.

All but Dawnberry: Ex?

Fallen Leaves: Do you mean Ashfur?

Dawnberry: Yes. her ex.

Squirrelflight: ASHFUR AND I NEVER AND NEVER WILL HAVE OR HAD A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP!

*thrown in*

Brambleclaw: Squirrelflight!!!

Dawnberry: Kitty dares you to say you love Ashfur more than him.

Squirrelflight: NO!!!! I love Brambleclaw more, and I'll prove it!

Brambleclaw: I love you, Squirrelflight!

Squirrelflight: I love you, brambleclaw!

Squirrelflight: COme here, Ashfur.

Ashfur: UGH. What do you want?

Squirrelflight Bramble, here, is gonna beat your butt in a duel!

*teleports to arena*

Dawnberry: Now she wants to ask Graystripe a question...

*thrown in*

Graystripe: Huh?

Bluefeather: Kittykitty78 wants to truth you: Who is your true love?

Graystripe: *sighs* Silverstream...but don't tell Millie!

Dawnberry: This is a Clan-public TV show, and Millie watches SO MUCH TV! Yup, she'll hear!

Graystripe: I hate my life.

Bluefeather: OK, Kitty also truths Firestar!

*thrown in*

Firestar: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AM I HERE?

Dawnbery: Kitty wants to ask you something!

Firestar: Does she want my autograph?

Dawnberry:...No.

Bluefeather: She asks you if you love Sandstorm with your life, or was she a second choice after Spottedleaf?

Firestar: I'd never thought we'd be mates, but Spottedleaf died, and I loved her dearly. I thought that I would never love again. But Sandstorm healed my broken heart.

Both: THAT WAS TOO CHEESY! GET OUTTA HERE!

*kicks Firestar out*

Dawnberry: No! Wait! Get him back, and Sandstorm too!!

8thrown back in*

Firestar: What. Is. It. Now?

Bluefeather: *hands him a waffle*

Firestar: Oh, no!

Dawnberry: Dude, it's a dare, and our dog is full.

Dog: *burps*

Dawnberry: Kitty dared you to!

Firestar: Fine! *eats it*

Sandstorm >:( FIRESTAR, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE EATING? CLAN LEADERS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO EAT TWOLEG SERVINGS! FEHE3;FUFFHPOIDFGHJKLKJNBCXZXCB,JHGFDSAWO;LKHVCXDFGH! STOOOOOOP IT!

Firestar: *looks at her weirdly while finishing*

Dawnberry: >:3 I RULE!

Bluefeather: No. I DO!!!

Both: *while fighIng* LEAVE--A--TRUTH--OR--DARE--BELOW! CYAAAAAA!