Dawnberry: I'm almost having a heart attack!

Bluefeather: Such a great way to start an intro! Hi, guys, this is the sexy Bluefeather and the annoying Dawnberry coming to you from the Truth or Dare show!

Dawnberry: Bluefeather, everyone knows I'M the sexy one, and YOU'RE the annoying one!

Bluefeather: Yeah, right! So, we have... SEVEN DARES and FOUR TRUTHS from paddy97coolpink, TWO DARES and ONE TRUTH from MoleCherry, and SIX DARES from PowerPuffWarriorCat!

Dawnberry: Sweet StarClan, people! In total, there are... FIFTEEN DARES and FIVE TRUTHS??? TWENTY IN ALL?!?!?!?!?

Bluefeather: Sis, this will be a breathtakingly long episode! This is probably a world record!

Dawnberry: Shush with the commentating! The first truth, asked by Paddy, or Rainfall, is: Graystripe, who do you like more, Millie or Silverstream?

Bluefeather: Let's get them all in!

*thrown in*

Millie: WHY DON'T YOU FIRE THAT BUTT-HURTER, JEEZ!

Bluefeather: *grins* Graystripe, out of these two she-cats, who do you like more?

Silverstream: Who can deny me, and who can accept HER? *points at Millie*

Millie: *growls*

Graystripe: Um, duh, SILVERSTREAM! Obviously!

Millie: YOU SON OF A DARK FOREST! *scratches him and runs away, crying*

Graystripe:...................

Dawnberry: Go! Shoo!

*Bluefeather chases them away with a fly swatter*

Dawnberry: The first dare from Rainfall is: I dare Mousefur to kiss Purdy!

Bluefeather: Are people shipping them now? QUICK, SOMEBODY COME UP WITH A SHIP NAME FOR MOUSEFUR AND PURDY!!!

*thrown in*

Dawnberry: Mousefur, you are dared to kiss Purdy!

Purdy: Say what now?

Mousefur: I'll just go right through him... I'M DEAD!

Bluefeather: Doesn't matter, just do it!

Mousefur: Arg, fine! *kisses him*

Purdy: *gasps* Everything is so clear now!

Mousefur: You mean your pelt?

Purdy: HEY!

Mousefur: What? It's filthy!

*another fly swatter moment*

Bluefeather: Another dare from Rainfall: I dare Briarlight to tell Millie she hates her!

Fallen Leaves: CAN I LEAVE?

Dawnberry: NO, NOW GET BRIARLIGHT AND MILLIE IN!

*thrown in*

Briarlight: WATCH THE LEGS, JERK!

Bluefeather: Briarlight, you are dared to tell Millie you hate her!

Briarlight: Well, I don't wanna have a date with Badgy... and come on, my mom is SO overprotective and obsessive over me!

Millie: Does everyone hate me today?

Everyone: YES!

Briarlight: Mom, I hate you.

*Millie runs away, crying*

Bluefeather: Second truth! It's for Dovewing!

*thrown in*

Dovewing: Hey, what up, I got a big c--

Dawnberry: CHILDREN APPROPIATE, PLEASE!

Dovewing: What? Co--

Dawnberry: RAINFALL ASKS YOU HOW WAS YOUR SWIM IN THE LAKE?

Dovewing: *shivers* It was cold, and it sucked big time. I still have nightmares about it!

Bluefeather: If you had three adjectives to describe it, what will they be?

Dovewing: Freezing, haunting, and suffering.

Dawnberry: *pushes her out the door and into the lake* Kay, bye!

Bluefeather: We need Foxleap and Icecloud!

*thrown in*

Dawnberry: Foxleap, you are dared to kill Icecloud!

Icecloud: *screeches*

Foxleap: Heck naw I ain't gonna kill my sister!

Bluefeather: Then off to the badger you go!

Foxleap: *gets dragged away* YOU UNDERSTAND I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU, SISTER!

Icecloud: *cries*

Dawnberry: *touches her shoulder sympathetically* I know something that'll cheer you up...

Icecloud: *sniffles* What?

Dawnberry: The same guy dared you to find a kittypet mate...

Icecloud: I HATE YOU!

*Five days later*

Icecloud: Hi, guys, this is Bob, and he's my new mate!

Bob: What? You just told me I was going to get a cook--

Icecloud: NO, HE'S MY MATE, GUYS!

Dawnberry: O-...kay...?

Bluefeather: Okay, we need Cloudtail, Brightheart, Daisy, Whitewing, Snowkit, Amberkit, and Dewkit!

*thrown in while kits wail*

Dawnberry: *whispers to Cloudtail* You're dared to kiss Daisy in front of your mate and kits. Break a leg! *pushes him towards Daisy*

Cloudtail: What? No!

Daisy: No, what?

Cloudtail: Ugh... Do I have any other option?

Bluefeather: The badger is taken by Foxleap, so, no.

Cloudtail: F-fine... *kisses Daisy*

Brightheart: I HATE YOU, CLOUDTAIL! We have four kits, and you show love towards someone else!?

Cloudtail: I had to, they made me do it!

Whitewing: Smooth, Dad, really smooth!

*everyone leaves*

Dawnberry: *grabs Daisy* Hey, you're dared to fight Bramblestar.

Daisy: I'll lose anyway...

*teleports*

Daisy: COME AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN, BRAMBLESTAR!

Bramblestar: Eh?

Daisy: You heard me! Let's fight!

Bramblestar: That's against the warrior code, Daisy.

Daisy: I AM THE WARRIOR CODE!!!!

Bramblestar: No, you're not.

Daisy: Technically, isn't everyone the warrior code? We all have roles to carry out to follow it.

Bramblestar: Good point. *punches her*

Daisy: OOOOOOWWWW! *loses consciousness*

Dawnberry: *drags her back to the studio while Brightheart is thrown back in*

Brightheart: Why am I here again?

Daisy: What? Flint? Are you there?

Bluefeather: No. Do you want to build a snowman with Brightheart?

Brightheart and Daisy: What's a snowman?

Dawnberry: Something. Now, do you or not?!

Daisy: Yeah...?

Dawnberry: NOW, GET OUT! Ferncloud, please!

*thrown in*

Ferncloud: *flies into the air* What's up, son?

Dawnberry: Why do you have so many kits, Rainfall asked you.

Ferncoud: Just 'cause. *flies away*

Bluefeather: THE FINAL ONE IS FOR SMUDGE!

*thrown in*

Smudge: W-where am I? Why is there a badger here? WHY IS A DEAD SHREW HERE???

Dawnberry: You're dared to eat that shrew!

Smudge: Rusty did it, so can I! *takes a bite and immediately spits it out*

Bluefeather: Well?

Smudge: It tastes like fur and dung!

Dawnberry: Bluefeather?

Bluefeather: Yes?

Dawnberry: This episode is really long... We should do part 2 later.

Bluefeather: Agreed. Okay, bye, everyone!