Dawnberry: GOOD MYTHICAL MORNING!

Bluefeather: Um, Dawnberry?

Dawnberry: Yeah?

Bluefeather: Wrong show.

Dawnberry: Oh, well! The intro's already out there!

Bluefeather: Fine, then! If you'll gonna mess up the intro, I'll hijack the first question from PowerPuffWarriorCat!

Dawnberry: NOOOOO!!!

Bluefeather: She has a truth for Crowfeather! She asks Crowfeather why he has so many mates, who's his favorite one, and couldn't he have proved his loyalty another way?

Dawnberry: Bring Crowfeather in!

*thrown in*

Crowfeather: What? Oh, StarClan, this place...

Dawnberry: *grins* PPWC asks you why you have so many mates!

Crowfeather: Two isn't a lot! Tigerstar had WAY more!

Bluefeather: Nuh-uh! You had a crush on Feathertail, too!

Crowfeather: My answer is BECAUSE I CAN!

Dawnberry: Second, who's your favorite?

*Nightcloud suddenly appears*

Nightcloud: I BETTER BE YOUR FAVORITE, IF YOU DON'T SAY ME I'M GONNA TEAR YOU IN HALF AND EAT YOUR INSIDES!

Crowfeather: Shut your face, Nightcloud! Certainly you can't make me choose favorites?

Bluefeather: Of course we can! Foxleap is taking up Mr. Badger...

*Foxleap drags himself out, eyes bloodshot and fur matted and bloody*

Foxleap: I HATE YOU ALL!

Crowfeather: If I have to answer, it would be my lovely Leafpool!

*Everyone gasps*

Dawnberry: What will Feathertail and Nightcloud saaaay?

Crowfeather: I don't know! We love you?

Bluefeather: Like that'll happen...

Dawnberry: And finally, wasn't there another way you could prove your loyalty?

Crowfeather:........ Maybe...

Dawnberry: The next dares are from MoleCherry!

Bluefeather: First one is for Sandstorm! She has to tell Firestar she hates him too and become mates with Dustpelt, second, Dovewing has to become Bumblestripe's mate and forget about Tigerheart, and finally, Tigerstar has to twerk like Miley Cyrus and sing We Can't Stop.

Dawnberry: First, we need Sandstorm, Firestar, and Dustpelt!

*thrown in*

Firestar and Sandstorm: HERE AGAIN???

Dustpelt: Que?

Bluefeather: *whispers the dare in Sandstorm's ear*

Sandstorm: NO WAY IN HIGH STARCLAN AM I DOING THAT!

Dawnberry: Okay, fresh meat for Badger!

Sandstorm: I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU, MY LOVE!

Bluefeather: Touching. Okay, go in! *locks her in while a few moments later screams can be heard*

Dawnberry: Okay, guys, go away! Shoo! *chases them with a fly swatter*

Bluefeather: Now we need Dovewing!

*thrown in*

Dovewing: Sup, kitty peeps?

Dawnberry: Hey, Dove, listen, somebody dared you to become mates with Bumblestripe and forget about Tigerheart for eternity. Deal?

Dovewing: What? No!

Me: *barges in* I SUPPORT DOVEWING AND TIGERHEART FOR LIFE!

Dawnberry: The rules are the rules, and Sir Badger is taken up, so she-cats and toms who support Dovestripe or Bumblewing, sit back and get some popcorn!

Bumblestripe: *runs in* Wait... DOVEWING'S GONNA BE MY MATE???

Dovewing: *sigh* I thought Ivypool could have him...

Bluefeather: Finally, Tigerheart!

*thrown in*

Tigerheart: I SMELL DOVEWING. AND NASTY BUMBLESTRIPE.

Bluefeather: Dude, listen, Dovewing will never be yours, she gave herself over to Bumblestripe for a dare and was also dared to forget about you.

Tigerheart; Haha... nice one guys...

Dawnberry: Bro, it's true.

Tigerheart: ...

Bluefeather: You are dared to twerk like Miley Cyrus and sing We Can't Stop!

Tigerheart: FINALLY! THIS IS MY LIFELONG DREAM!!! I HAVE BEEN PRACTICING SO HARD!

Dawnberry: How can Dovewing fall in love with you?

Tigerheart: *extreme twerking mode* It's our party we can do what we want (no drama)

It's our party we can say what we want (Mike will made)

It's our party we can love who we want

We can kiss who we want

We can sing what we want

It's our party we can do what we want

It's our party we can say what we want

It's our party we can love who we want

We can kiss who we want

We can sing what we want

Red cups and sweaty bodies everywhere

Hands in the air like we don't care

'Cause we came to have so much fun now

Bet somebody here might get some now...

 Dawnberry: Next dare is from Satoshi_Mochida! He dares Gray Wing to make out with Storm in front of Clear Sky!

Servant: Isn't Storm dead?

Bluefeather: Who cares? Get them!

*thrown in*

Clear Sky: Love! I missed you!

Storm: Yeah, right...

Gray Wing: Why are we here? You all look so futuristic...

Bluefeather: *whispers the dare in his ear*

Gray Wing: Clear Sky...

Clear Sky: What?

Gray Wing: Sorry, bro, but I'm not sorry!

*makes out with Storm*

Clear Sky: YOU BOTH BETRAYED ME! YOU WILL ALL PAY! *vanishes*

Dawnberry: Alright, he's gonna sue us, OUT! *chases them out with the fly swatter too*

Bluefeather: The next dare is from Rosehrules, and Hollyleaf has to break every single rule in the warrior code, Jayfeather has to sing Shake it Off by Taylor Swift at a Gathering, and she asks Jayfeather which he would rather marry, Half Moon or his stick?

*Hollyleaf thrown in*

Dawnberry: Quick! Hurry! You are dared to break every single rule in the warrior code?

Hollyleaf: What? No! (SPOILER ALERT! IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THE LAST HOPE, GO NO FURTHER!) I'm in StarClan, so I kinda can't.

Bluefeather: You can't? Oh, well, get Jayfeather in, then...

*thrown in*

Dawnberry: Jayfeather, who would you rather marry? Half Moon or your stick?

Jayfeather: HALF MOOOOOON!

Bluefeather: You also have to sing Shake it Off at the Gathering?

Jayfeaher: SERIOUSLY???

Dawnberry: Yep!

Jayfeather: Ugh, fine...

*AT the Gathering*

Jayfeather: *out of nowhere* PLAYERS GONNA PLAY, PLAY, PLAY, PLAY, HATERS GONNA HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE...

Everyone: What the fudge is he doing?

Dawnberry: Thank you all for enjoying, and leave your truths and dares below, and--

Both: BYYYYYYYYEEE!