Woot woot! Question tiiiime!!

If you didn't have to sleep, what would you do with the extra time?
I would be on Wattpad! Watty is lyyyfe

What's your favorite piece of clothing you own / owned?
Umm...my red t-shirt that says Spirit Lake California.

What hobby would you get into if time and money weren't an issue?
Writing. That's why I don't do it, I don't have time.

What would your perfect room look like?
Oh my gosh it would be completely yellow! It would have a corner with a desk, comfy chair, a lamp, and a corkboard to fulfil my art and writing needs! It would also have a few bookshelves!

How often do you play sports?
Never. I'm not on any teams, so...

What fictional place would you most like to go?
Umm...Narnia or Middle Earth.

What job would you be terrible at?
Wouldn't it be quicker to name what I would be good at? No? Ok...lessee...hairdresser. Don't judge, the thought of cutting someone else's hair scares the shit outta me.

When was the last time you climbed a tree?
A month ago, maybe?

If you could turn any activity into an Olympic sport, what would you have a good chance at winning medal for?
Well shoot...that's a tough one. Digital art? No, but that's the only thing my frazzled brain can come up with.

What is the most annoying habit that other people have?
Bad grammar and spelling. I'm like, really? You can't type 'you are'? Or even 'you're'? No. They say Ur. Some things are fine, like 'yah,''Imma,' and 'dunno.'

What job do you think you'd be really good at?
What's with the job questions?? Fine! Graphics designing is something I've taken an interest in, so there!

What skill would you like to master?
Writing!!

What would be the most amazing adventure to go on?
Oooh, I'm going to do a fantasy one here! One where you get transported to another world where you can't die, but can still get hurt. You have to help the ruler of the land find some hidden secret to save the land with the aid of a dragon or something. I dunno.

If you had unlimited funds to build a house that you would live in for the rest of your life, what would the finished house be like?
Small. Not like, cramped, but not with loads of extra space. The decorations would be minimal and have good taste.

What's your favorite drink?
Diet Dr. Pepper Cherry Vanilla.

What state or country do you never want to go back to?
Well...Nebraska.

What songs have you completely memorized?
None! My mind is too jumpy to memorize something like that.

What game or movie universe would you most like to live in?
Narnia! Or Middle Earth!

What do you consider to be your best find?
Hmm...Wattpad. It's basically a lifesaver.

Are you usually early or late?
I think I'm not usually either, but vary between the two.

What pets did you have while you were growing up?
None.

When people come to you for help, what do they usually want help with?
They don't....

What takes up too much of your time?
Taking care of the house.

What do you wish you knew more about?
Aesthetics, at the moment.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cyrogenically frozen for 100 years?
"What year is it???"

What are some small things that make your day better?
My friends on Wattpad. They never fail to make me smile!

Who's your go to band or artist when you can't decide on something to listen to?
Quite a few, actually.
TobyMac
The Score
Jordan Feliz
Etc.

What shows are you into?
None? I haven't watched TV in a lonnng time, except for the occasional movie.

What TV channel doesn't exist but really should?
Umm...the Wattpad Channel XDXD

Who has impressed you most with what they've accomplished?
My friend squad! Check out my bio to see who I mean.

What age do you wish you could permanently be?
23. Don't ask why.

What TV show or movie do you refuse to watch?
Supernatural.

What would be your ideal way to spend the weekend?
Either drawing, writing, or spending time on Wattpad!

What is something that is considered a luxury, but you don't think you could live without?
My tablet ;-;

What's your claim to fame?
What does that mean? Someone tell me and I'll answer.

What's something you like to do the old-fashioned way?
Hmm...open cans? XDXD I hate automatic can openers.

What's your favorite genre of book or movie?
Fantasy, action, and general fiction.

How often do you people watch?
Well, uh, if I'm around people I like to see what they're up to, and imagine how their lives are going.

What have you only recently formed an opinion about?
Roleplaying.

What's the best single day on the calendar?
Christmas! Or my birthday XD

What are you interested in that most people haven't heard of?
Cyclothymia. It's kind of fascinating, really.

How do you relax after a hard day of work?
By chatting with my pals on good old Wattpad.

What was the best book or series that you've ever read?
Oh gosh, here comes the list!
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Hobbit
The Hypnotists
Alice in Wonderland
Brotherband
Ranger's Apprentice
The Hunger Games
Ect.

What's the farthest you've ever been from home?
Some other country in the Caribbean.

What is the most heartwarming thing you've ever seen?
Well gee...I dunno.

What is the most annoying question that people ask you?
"Are you okay?" when I'm clearly not.

What could you give a 40-minute presentation on with absolutely no preparation?
Psychology, maybe. The mind fascinates me to no end.

If you were dictator of a small island nation, what crazy dictator stuff would you do?
Ban coconut water because it's an abomination.

What is something you think everyone should do at least once in their lives?
Fly a kite.

Would you rather go hang gliding or whitewater rafting?
Gliding! The sky calls to me.

What's your dream car?
A yellow convertible Stingray.

What's worth spending more on to get the best?
Healthy foods.

What is something that a ton of people are obsessed with but you just don't get the point of?
Tom Holland XDXDXD DON'T KILL ME YOU CRAZY FANS!

What are you most looking forward to in the next 10 years?
Moving out.

Where is the most interesting place you've been?
Custer State Park, South Dakota.

What's something you've been meaning to try but just haven't gotten around to it?
A Marvel roleplay. Or something.

What's the best thing that happened to you last week?
I made this account and met you amazing people!!!

What piece of entertainment do you wish you could erase from your mind so that you could experience it for the first time again?
NONE. MY MEMORIES ARE MINE! Thank you. 😊 ;)

If all jobs had the same pay and hours, what job would you like to have?
A graphics designer or author.

What amazing thing did you do that no one was around to see?
That would ruin the point, yes? ;)

How different was your life one year ago?
I was naive, confused, and not sure whether I would survive my life or not.

What's the best way to start the day?
By sleeping in til noon after an all nighter ;)

What quirks do you have?
That's for me to know, and you to find out!

What would you rate 10 / 10?
Wattpad. Digital art. Bath bombs [WAIT WHAT].

What fad or trend do you hope comes back?
I've never actually been with the fads... :/

What's the most interesting piece of art you've seen?
Well, I don't know where I saw it, but there was this one of a guy standing indecisive before two doors. One led to safety and peace, and one led to his friends and everything he loved, but it was also full of everything he hated. I don't know how the artist was able to convey that, but it was really amazing.

What kind of art do you enjoy most?
To do? Digital. To view? Both.

What do you hope never changes?
The fact that I have people I can trust.

What city would you most like to live in?
Colorado Springs, Colorado.

What movie title best describes your life?
"I don't know" XD

Why did you decide to do the work you are doing now?
Dudes. Minor here.

What's the best way a person can spend their time?
By being productive and efficient.

If you suddenly became a master at woodworking, what would you make?
I would engrave one side of a large slab with a small symbol or picture of everything good that's ever happened to me, and the other side with everything bad.

Where is the most relaxing place you've ever been?
The top of Pikes Peak in Colorado. ❤~❤ the freedom you feel up there...that was years ago, though.

What is the luckiest thing that has happened to you?
I dunno. Being born?

Where would you rather be from?
South Dakota, Colorado, or something like that.

What are some things you've had to unlearn?
Oh deary me...
Making friends irl.
Relaxing irl.
Being a kid irl.

What are you looking forward to in the coming months?
Living. Yay.

What website do you visit most often?
Bing.

What one thing do you really want but can't afford?
Copic markers.

Where do you usually go when you when you have time off?
My bedroom?

Where would you spend all your time if you could?
My bedroom.

What is special about the place you grew up?
Well, I had my dad with me.

What age do you want to live to?
101, just because.

What are you most likely to become famous for?
Botching everything?

What are you absolutely determined to do?
Not botch everything.

What is the most impressive thing you know how to do?
Botch everything!

What do you wish you knew more about?
How to not botch everything.

What question would you most like to know the answer to?
Liiiife.

What question can you ask to find out the most about a person?
"Have you killed anyone before?"

When was the last time you changed your opinion/belief about something major?
Six years ago.

What was the best compliment you've received?
When someone told me I was the sweetest person they'd ever met.

As the only human left on Earth, what would you do?
Go through everyone's houses, trying to find snacks.

Who inspires you to be better?
Twi, Tal, and Elizabeth.

What do you want your epitaph to be?
"He who tried his best."

What did you think you would grow out of but haven't?
Crying.

In what situation or place would you feel the most out of place in?
A party where everyone knew each other, and I was accidentally invited.

What's the dumbest thing you've done that actually turned out pretty well?
Erm...making an account to hate on Shane.

They say that everyone has a book in them. What would your book be about?
My book would be about my fabulous self, obviously!

What is something you will NEVER do again?
Tell my mom how I really feel.

What do you spend the most time thinking about?
People's opinions of me.

What are some of the events in your life that made you who you are?
My dad leaving.
My first fistfight.

What do you wish your brain was better at doing?
Finding ways to help others.

There are two types of people in this world. What are the two types?
Efficient and wasteful.

What is the strangest thing you have come across?
A llama dancing the tango. Not really, but that would be quite strange!

What is something you are certain you'll never experience?
A romantic relationship.

What dumb accomplishment are you most proud of?
Making someone snort noodles out her nose.

If you could make one rule that everyone had to follow, what rule would you make?
"Follow all of my rules!"

What are you addicted to?
Wattpad. And caffeine.

What stereotype do you completely live up to?
The "botch everything" stereotype.

What is something you can never seem to finish?
My commitments?

As you get older, what are you becoming more and more afraid of?
Rejection.

What is one of your favorite smells?
Campfire smoke.

What would be the scariest monster you could imagine?
MYSELF. GRRRRRR.

What song or artist do you like but rarely admit to liking?
...
...
...none.

What would you do if you knew you were going to die in one hour?
Tell my online friends I was going on vacation or something.

What book impacted you the most?
I'm not sure, my brain is dead.

If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?
David Fleyers ;)

If life is a game, like some people say, what are some of the rules?
Go big or go home.
Treat others how you want to be treated.

Who is / was your most interesting friend?
Twilightshadow-of-NC

Have you ever given to any charities?
Of course!

What is something that your friends would consider "so you"?
I dunno, ask them!

What risks are worth taking?
The ones that could impact your loved ones in a good way, with the possible cost being your safety.

What can you not get right, no matter how many times you try?
Keeping friends.

If you could convince everyone in the world to do one thing at one point in time, what would that thing be?
Give themselves to someone else, whether it be for emotional support, physical support, or anything.

What do you take for granted?
Lots of things, my friend.

What would be some of the most annoying things about having yourself as a roommate?
My constant need for tidy areas.
My endless chatter.
My late night Wattpad excursions.

What's something you are self-conscious about?
What people think of me.

What personality trait do you value most and which do you dislike the most?
Humor and self-loathing

What gesture from a stranger made a big impact on you?
When I was out alone grocery shopping for my family and someone offered to pay for me, thinking I was an orphan or something.

What gets you fired up?
Harassment of my friends.
Harassment of me.
Snarky comments.
Haters [I'm a hypocrite].
And many more.

What challenging thing are you working through these days?
Life.

What irrational fear do you have?
My friends literally killing me...

What's the best and worst piece of advice you've ever received?
"Learn to love in the dark times, and the bright ones will seem that much brighter."
"Just kill yourself, you piece of shit."

If you had a clock that would countdown to any one event of your choosing, what event would you want it to countdown to?
The beginning of my real peace and happiness.

What makes a good life?
Good friends and good food.

What do you strongly suspect but have no proof of?
That I might...be obsessed with tuxedos.

What's the last adventure you went on?
A cruise seven years ago.

When do you feel truly "alive"?
When I'm creating something new on Wattpad.

What was the most memorable gift you've received?
I don't remember.

What chapters would you separate your autobiography into?
The most important moments.

What do you like most about your family?
That I have a roof over my head.

What do you hope your last words will be?
"Fuck you, life."

What stat for your life would you most like to see?
???

What are three of the most significant numbers in your life?
Umm... 5, 4, and 6.

What could you do with two million dollars to impact the most amount of people?
Bribe Trump into letting me make a nationwide announcement.

If you were put into solitary confinement for six months, what would you do to stay sane?
I wouldn't, I'd go bonkers.

What's something horrible that everyone should try at least once?
Ox tongue ;)

What fact are you resigned to?
That I will die alone.

Have you ever saved someone's life?
Yes.

What were some of the turning points in your life?
Figure it out, Sherlock.

What would a mirror opposite of yourself be like?
Happy...carefree...confident...pampered...
Shit, I'm going to cry.

What are you really good at, but kind of embarrassed that you are good at it?
Nothing.

What are three interesting facts about you?
My dad left me.
My mom hates me.
I've never had a pet.

Which of your scars has the best story behind it?
...

What's the title of the current chapter of your life?
"Keep Trying, Kiddo."

What's the hardest lesson you've learned?
That when life gives you lemons, it usually doesn't include sugar.

What mistake do you keep making again and again?
Trusting??

What do people think is weird about you?
I don't know. What do you?

When people look at you, what do you think they see / think?
A pathetic, weak boy who warrants their pity.

What have you created that you are most proud of?
My roleplay, 'Sharp.'

If you could make a 20 second phone call to yourself at any point in your life present or future, when would you call and what would you say?
Ten years later to check if I still sucked.

What annoys you most about the in-groups you are a part of?
Not quite sure.

What do you have doubts about?
Myself.

What do you want to be remembered for?
Dunno.

What are some of your personal "rules" that you never break?
Never give up.
Do your best.
Don't let them see you cry.

What do you regret not doing or starting when you were younger?
Spending more time with my dad.

If you could have a never-ending candle that smelled like anything you wanted, what fragrance would you want it to be?
Campfire smoke or something.

What's the best thing about you?
I'm just fab. Note the sarcasm.

What bends your mind every time you think about it?
No idea.

What's the best thing you got from your parents?
I'm not even answering that.

What's one responsibility you really wish you didn't have?
Taking care of my entire fricking family.

What is the "holy grail" of your life?
Again, no idea.

If your childhood had a smell, what would it be?
Does salt have a smell? Like, salt water?

What are the top three things you want to accomplish before you die? How close are you to accomplishing them?
Dude, that is not something I've considered lately.

What do you wish you could tell yourself 10 years ago? What do you think you'll want to tell your current self 10 years from now?
I wish I could prepare my younger self for what was to come.
I think my older self would tell me that he survived despite the odds.

In your group of friends, what role do you play?
The newbie who happens to have a bad background?

Among your friends or family, what are you famous for?
Nothing, I think.

What is the biggest lesson you never learned?
That life is a total ass, even when it seems nice.

What's the most immature thing that you do?
I don't know.

If your life was a book, what would its title be?
"The Failures of Daniel."

What's the best and worst thing about getting older?
Best, closer to moving out.
Worst, closer to death.

[I just realized that this has taken a serious depressing turn. Sorry. Let me try to fix that!]

What's something that happened or something that someone said that changed how you view the world?
Well, someone I used to know once told me that the world has always been a depressing place. She told me that even she had felt that urge to end it all once or twice. She also told me that she took those urges and used them to better understand others like her, and attempt to help them. That really spoke to me, somehow.

What are you most likely very wrong about?
Well, honestly, I'm probably wrong in thinking that I'm a useless piece of shit. That's what my friends say, anyway.

If you had a personal flag, what would be on it?
Hmm...a dove holding a pen.

What lifestyle change have you been meaning to make for a while now?
I want to stop being the one who takes care of the family!

What would be your spirit animal?
A lemur.

What incredibly strong opinion or belief do you have that is completely unimportant in the grand scheme of things?
That one should always strive to have clean ears XDXD Just kidding.

What chance encounter changed your life forever?
Well, forever is a long time.

If you could have a video of any one event in your life, what event would you choose?
My first fistfight.👌

If you were forced to relive one 10-minute block of your life again and again for all eternity, what 10 minutes of your life would you choose?
When I met Twi.

How do you hope you'll change as a person in the future?
I want to be confident and happy.

What keeps you up at night?
Wattpad, bruh XD

What's the most surprising self-realization you've had?
That maybe I don't suck.

What's the most illegal thing you've done?
Umm...cheating on a test?

What lie do you tell most often?
"I'm good! You?"

What do you regret not doing?
Not holding on to the friends I let go.

What gives your life meaning?
Other people.

What do you most often look down on people for? What do you think other people look down on you for?
I try not to look down on anyone, but I suppose it would be for being bitches to people who need emotional support.
Probably my overall wimpiness.

What bridges do you not regret burning?
The ones connecting me with my last account.

What are you most insecure about?
What people think of me.

How do you get in the way of your own success?
I hold myself back by telling myself I'm not good enough.

What's one thing you did that you really wish you could go back and undo?
Oh god.

What are you afraid people see when they look at you?
A weak, insecure crybaby.

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