cobrakai1972: the police haven't busted down my door yet

you: I didn't ACTUALLY call the police

you: it's called sarcasm

cobrakai1972: are you TRYINH to tell me the king of sarcasm what sarcasm is?

you: you don't seem to have a very good grasp of the concept

cobrakai1972: that's because I'm from the 90s

you: you're so weird you know that

cobrakai1972: I have to go I'll be back in a jiffy

you: jiffy??

you: how old are you??

cobrakai1972: I was born in 1972 but I'm 22 funny story

you: gotta blast